untitled-kitsune
bigfoot's supersonic cumshot
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can i get an "uwu"hello, kuu here.i'm an agender guy (he/it) who likes to read fanfics
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
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all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.
Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.
The more you know.
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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Some of my favourite pieces of Christmas media are the ones that are straight up Evangelical propaganda, but they don't want to appear as such, so they copy and paste Santa Claus into Jesus' place. Like, I appreciate the hustle, my dudes, but I cannot begin to explain how many heresies you just promulgated.
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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HIV used to be a death sentence, and a fast one. Modern medication has done wonders to bringing people's life expectancy back to normal, decreasing transmission rates and risks, and even in a handful of cases completely curing the virus. There is some good news out there.
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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which ao3 tag are you?
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
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untitled-kitsune · 8 hours ago
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north swedish draft 🐻
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round of applause for small naturals
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Autism Speaks Canada is "concluding its operations" on January 31st 2025!
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here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest
1st pic : lookin good
2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)
3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest
4th pic: me being outtie 
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