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remember eating out? remember that
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There’s nothing more hurtful than a cat immediately washing the spot where you just pet it.
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Could probably feed a small country with all that uneaten pizza in porn.
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You are probably the most disgusting thing your clothes will touch all day.
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Safety is essential
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Your penis has most likely been in your mum longer than your dad’s has
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Роковая женщина…
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finally, i can get out of my room
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in other news trump is sending out a survey… yall know what to do
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Being a low key member of a popular band would probably be way better than being a frontman. You‘d enjoy all the perks of being a rockstar (money, fame, sex…) and could still go out in public, as you’d only be recognized by people who are genuinely big fans of your music.
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Pornstars are stuck in a paradox where it’s their job to do things that are not safe for work while at work.
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Let sleeping WOLVES lie? (by Danton pix)
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