I love haiku bot and want to say thank you for so many haikus!!!!
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Accommodation I should have: someone to follow me around and whisper in my ear, medieval court advisor style, how to correctly respond when presented with different social situations
"My liege, that was a rhetorical question you just heard. Do not answer it."
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Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":
woims (old-timey New York gangster)
wurrums (Scottish)
weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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I love The Life of the World to Come, but don’t ask me to name ANY songs, cause there’s so many numbers happening and I’m not smart enough for that.
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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there
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a Very Important Purchase
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we would be so lost without garlic
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Northern downpour called. yeah. uh huh. it sends its love. not that you'd care
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sad and lonely (quarantined) and making myself sadder and lonelier (preemptively mourning my gf’s return to school)
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