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until-the-heat-death · 18 hours
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11:05 AM time for impromptu isopod
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until-the-heat-death · 19 hours
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is anyone else on this hill or is it just me and sisyphus and kate bush?
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My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”
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Obsessed with this energy tbh
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bitches love my startled effeminate shriek
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doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out
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one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning
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im going through my skyrim screenshot folder
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every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem
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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
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guy who gets home from being held hostage by another guy and the first thing he does is google “i think i like men”
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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call
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me going to bed tonight
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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