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based off this tweet lol

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Kristoffer Zetterstrand (Swedish, 1973) - Skull on Fire (2010)

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Jedi as serial scammers though. Every mission includes a sidequest to sabacc table for extra cash. Padawans on their first outing be like ‘but I thought the senate was funding this mission’ yes little one but they will ride our arses for every cent so let’s go fleece some rich asshole. He won’t even notice. You know how cops were invented to protect private property? Well jedi are here to protect your everything except your private property. *force tricks an atm into printing free money* that, my very young padawan, is something we call a victimless crime.

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Immortals who get together to shoot each other and it's like a wine tasting.

Talking about the dry fruity notes of getting shot by a 9mm compared to the full body of .45 ACP.

They've got limited seats for the cannons and rocket launchers so get your ticket now.

There's a speech by The Mound Builder (with PowerPoint) talking about the time she got shot with a High Explosive Anti Tank (HEAT) round. The event had to book the bigger room to have enough seats for that one. Lotta yearning in that audience, and a bunch of questions that basically boil down to "how can I do this too?"

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like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.

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i feel like people dont really acknowledge or appreciate how much patience transitioning takes

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My new favourite archery image!

This painting is located in the Church of the Nativity in Prague, and is dated to 1663. It is also the basis of at least 3 D&D character concepts that are stuck in my head now.

If you want more info, art references, and tutorials, check my Patreon!

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"

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"Well are you a [controversial identity] supporter???"

My friend I do not know what to tell you here. My rule is and remains "I don't care what you call yourself because your actions and who you are as a person is more valuable to me" and "as long as everyone in the situation is an adult and is giving enthusiastic consent I genuinely do not give a fuck what you do" and "words are stupid and people are complicated so it doesn't matter if The Words Are Wrong as long as it makes you happy"

I'm a longer tables not higher walls kind of guy. Have a seat. Break bread with me. Tell me a story over dinner. I think that'll be better for the both of us.

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What how

Why won’t you let me boop you :(

I HAVEN'T UPDATED THE APP IN AGES OKAY I'M SORRY I'LL COME AROUND SOON-ISH

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Illustrators will talk about their "unrealistic dreams" of making a feature length animation, book, game, etc. about their characters. That's cool, genuinely. But as a potter mine is to tile the bottom of a public swimming pool with a comic that ends up seriously endangering people when they try to read it underwater. So. There's that.

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top 10 things people have said to me after transitioning

-I liked your deadname more

-I don’t want to use your pronouns

-You look super molestable (??what the fuck)

-Thank you for telling me your preferred name. Can I still call you [Deadname]? No? Okay. *Exclusively calls me my deadname*

-Omg you look just like *literally any fucking black haired twink in existence even if I don’t resemble them in the slightest*

-He/hims shouldn’t be dressing like that

-You draw too many queer trans people

-I hope someone rejects you so I feel better about myself (could be unrelated but it behind my back but this was fucking wild?? And it was in the midst of people saying a lot of shit that was largely abelist with hints of internalized transphobia about me behind my back because I like reposted my art or something)

-*intentionally uses my deadname as many times as they can fit into a sentence*

-why do you have boobs

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As promised, the Smash and Pass images for Emiliana and Hastings!

And LMJ version of "Holy Fucking Shit, 50-50 Tie"

They're all quite excellent!