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Because Curves 💋

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Velvet Goldmine (Todd Haynes, 1998)

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Mmmm. Oh what I’d do with those lips.

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‘Oglaf’: The Best Sexy Fantasy Comic You Can’t Read at Unsexy Work

By Lauren Davis

I admit it: I was a preteen fantasy addict. You could always find twelve-year-old me nose-deep in some tale of dragons and elven princesses and gloomy undead knights (kids these days have Edward Cullen; I had Lord Soth). Whenever I got to one of the saucier parts, my heart would skip a beat, and I would race to my mother to smirkingly read the (in retrospect, awfully tame) passage aloud. Oglaf (très NSFW), on the other hand is the real raunchy deal, taking familiar fantasy tropes to their logically sexy conclusions. Fairy tale kisses lead to heavy enchanted petting. Chosen One heroes discover their mystical powers through masturbation. Winter can only end when someone satisfies the Snow Queen — a hazardous proposition for the tongues and genitalia involved. And one sad sack sorceress’s apprentice must past through a hilarious gauntlet of sexual repression, unwanted homoerotic advances and other forms of mystosexual torment. Each Sunday, the Oglaf creators Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne gift the Internet with some fresh perversion. There are quick hit, one-to-three-page comics that run the gamut from clean and clever spoofs on the fantasy genre to terrifying acts of non-Euclidian sexuality that are best viewed in the privacy of your own boudoir. But there are also a slew running gags and characters: a conquistador and his companion seek the Fountain of Youth, only to find every other magical fountain in existence; the aforementioned bedroom mishaps of the sexually frustrated Snow Queen; shapeshifting creatures who can’t quite figure out which body parts are supposed to do what; a busty brigand who has the courtesy to give you a handjob as she steals your keys; and plenty of frogs and beautiful maidens whose meetings don’t go quite as Grimm intended. When the jokes are sexy, they’re omnisexual: man/man, man/woman, woman/woman, man/elf, man/shape-stealing sprite, even woman/centaur. That last one doesn’t go nearly as badly as you’d expect. Read more of this at ComicsAlliance.

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