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Whiny the poop

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wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

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“But it is worth noting that to be good at something is not quite the same as loving it.”

Gabrielle Zevin, Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow

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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

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Another day another gay

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I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

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going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

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rb for sample size! ive always lived in a big city and i forget ppl grew up elsewhere so. ye

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Erotic snob or exotic blob

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a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst

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Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

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party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

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i've seen this with urls but not with icons, so...

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I screamshot it on my scary phone

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blocked, reported and I hope you never get your cutie mark

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I 🩷 hot librarians

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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