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In the first playthrough, the Logic and Reasoning Spectacular minigame was fun, if tedious at times, what with you having to go through the same, long sequence twice each time.

On the second playthrough, it’s psychological warfare Herlock Sholmes is waging against me personally.

Somehow, being pretty sure he’s pranking you is a very different feeling from KNOWING he’s pranking you. Stop wasting my goddamn time, old man!!

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Sometimes I see posts tagged or reblogged with „tumblr’s aging user base lmao“ that are just, like, housework and basic chores themed relatable-memes, which would have been peek humour to me at 14 years old. And that’s just not right.

But then again maybe this really is an aging user base phenomenon and you guys just never helped your parents around the house

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I read a poem a long time ago that had a line that was like "Do men lactate is a popular google search and I wonder what would happen if they could" and against my will, I think of it often because if the author actually had tried the google search, she would have learned that they can

It also reminds me of a book called "The Beauty" by Aliya Whiteley which had a lot of interesting ideas that could have been explored but the book ended up just being like "ooooooooo ambiguity between male and female gross and scary." In the story women have all died and some kind of fungus creature replaces them, and the fungus creature impregnates a male character and causes him to lactate from a mole on his hip.

She just straight up forgot that men have nipples

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Letter to Babette

A gothic gay vampire rat comic originally published in Double Digest #3: Hairball

you can follow Pete, see excerpts of his excellent comic, and learn about the other double digests on instagram.

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the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

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first friday of snake year

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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goodbye.

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REBLOG if you have amazing, talented WRITER friends.

Because I certainly do, and I love every single one of them and their work.

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it's pretty awesome when explicit pornography ends with a heartwarming lesbian happy-ever-after moment

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you are not a cannibal. you make centaurworld animatics set to lemon demon songs. you watched hannibal during the tender childhood age of 17 and it made you annoying. if you were actually aroused by cannibalism you wouldnt be blogging about it like you do. you wouldnt be saying the things you do. why don't you learn some german and hit up the forums? right, you can't, because the authorities hate us. but not you. where were you? reading fanfiction? beat off in front of me right now. prove yourself. cannibalism is in vogue cause of you freaky deaky "ex catholic" types but i know your ass was mormon or protestant or shit like that & your childhood church was an ugly grey room. i know your ass never got to taste the wine cause you went to liberal church that takes a stance against underage drinking. & your jewish mutuals told you that you were being weird about angels so you started being weird about the eucharist. well i'm here to put a stop to it. lets be real here. you kill someone, or stumble across a body, your ass is not taking a bite. you lack the strength to remove a limb. i bet you wont even stick your dick in. you freeze up. because nobody on this website really gets a boner from the thought of eating a dead body. and if they do they are running a blog that posts pictures of dead mangled real life bodies in stages of decay. Or they know damn well to keep quiet. Theyre not on tumblr beside you. Theyre far away from people like you. and even if they didnt run a gore blog, i'm sure they know better than to bare their true feelings. because they know prosecution. nobody on tumblr for normal people like these things. & he/they who says so in the replies, or reblogs, or tags from which below, is lying. straight up. its just an aesthetic. you say its a fetish but its an aesthetic. you are fucking lying. you are just annoying. go post about stinky feet and getting boypreggers and leave the real shit alone cause once you get out of your cute little circle of tumblr kinnies and come into contact with a guy who actually gets a big big sloppy boner from the thought of writhing in filth inside and out, you are going to call Whang.

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2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌

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Milverton & Skulkin's Milk Run

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[ DGS/TGAA 1 and 2 Spoilers

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Hey so um

Hello LGBTQ+ community :trol: ]

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FORGOT TO POST THESE..... my pieces for @daigyakutenzine hee hee ^_^

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Why does this pic of Tom cruise look like something that would be posted by a gay fetish blog dedicated to ai images of impossibly gigantic men with their feet exposed

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