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The person who subbed the 70s czech cinderella in english added emoticons so the entire movie is like

and this one is making me lose it

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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Saving Curly Brace in Cave Story may not be objectively the most difficult side quest, but basically everything about how it’s set up offends my game design sensibilities, so it’s The Worst™ by default.

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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"Uhh AFAB transfem people could be intersex-"

Without looking it up, tell me what types of intersex people would be assigned female at birth and simultaneously need to transition to being female. I don't think you know, because most of you were just using intersex people as a rhetorical shield for your real audience - cis women who aestheticize and objectify trans women.

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hi gay

hi whore

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my collection

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I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/la3xpq/aita_for_telling_my_boyfriends_coworker_that_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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christian missionary work is a millennias-long social experiment to find out what the dumbest thing someone could possibly do is

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Things are happening on reddit