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"My name is Ozymandias--hope you're enjoying my kickass sculpture of two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a shattered visage! I built it in this desert to prove an important point about Society
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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Wonda-chan Mascot Garage Kit, by Good Smile Company
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Wind deers :] weird mimic-esque animals that look like wind turbines. they settle down in one spot and open their face panels during the day to absorb solar energy & they often camp out for weeks by windmill farms before moving on. People sort of just leave them alone when they show up
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atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin
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Also i feel actually good lately its pretty awesome. Kind of scary because it def wont last but idk? Its lasted like two months. Thats madness. Best not to think about it too long because it is suspicious but whatever. We've been knowing we arent in control of my emotions
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I wish i could dance but i absolutely cannot. Massive L for me im energetic and squirmy i need to channel that stylishly
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#fuck or die
content warning: #major character death
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if he wanted to, he could've turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
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sometimes a man hurts every woman in his life because his true soulmate is a man. then he also hurts every man in his life because he’s just an asshole like that
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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