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told you im so spooky scary

i tag what i need to, damn

minimal tags are fine, but people who use no tags give me anxiety [looks at Noodle like she's the camera man on The Office]

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i have been informed of a mighty mistake

may i present to you proof of nettie's idiocy.

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Xiao Zhan in The Untamed (陈情令)

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"Which is your right," Nettie shrugged that off, flute spinning at his finger tips. The world wavered in his eyes, framed by the edges of his mask. It was enough, however - he knew which direction to fly in. Flying itself was easier now that he didn't have a kid in his arms any more.

"Sounds like a real easy way to get poisoned," Nettie pointed at the other with the other end of his flute. "You never told me you were a doctor, Recluse. Tsk, tsk."

"I call bullshit-" Not only did he know what blood looked like, the visual systems in his suit were telling him that the other was breathing heavier than he should be. He was probably going to pass out any second.

"-If you wanna die fine, if not I have a hideout with medical supply's in it. I wont even make you take off your mask to use it." Really it was just what a building that looked to be condemned from the outside and first floor, but had been totally decked out inside on the upper floors and basement."

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@spideystark asked: 🩸 -spidetstark 👀 even though theres no eyes in this meme, babe xD

"Ugh, Recluse. It's ketchup, you can back off and... make a home out of your rear end. Or wrists, however it is you work." He waved the other off as he lied, hoping to get home in time before passing out.

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Send 🩸 to find a wound that my muse was trying to hide

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Send 🩸 to find a wound that my muse was trying to hide

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"Huh? What'd I miss? Kicking someone's ass is also rude."

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"Frankly that was rude as hell and if someone doesn't get them out of here I'll kick their ass myself."

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"Well I'm a super villain. The only people who look to me as a role model are the children I victimize. Uh-huh. I hope you were convincing enough."

"Woooow, don't you think it's a little rude to bring up the time you bruised someone's face? I was hanging out with a friend after that you know, I had to pretend I got mugged."

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@spideystark answered:

"Just because you saved me from kidnappers 1 time doesn't mean I can't hold my own, I'll have you know I'm a very capable hero."

"Uh huh. Super scary, very threatening - hey, didn't I knock you out with a lightpost merely by walking behind it?"

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all hail the queen @kaylathebitch30 and her eternal glory

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all hail the queen @kaylathebitch30 and her eternal glory