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Heheheheh

having this stupid little account is so fun none of my irls have tumblr. I am safe this is my evil little secret I am cringe I am free.

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All of the gay people in America moved to Idaho, then kicked out the cishets and renamed it to Yassachusetts. Whenever there was an election it would be listed as a rainbow state instead of red or blue.

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See I don’t think I would ever get seasonal depression because the days grow shorter, a chill descends the earth, the leaves become cozy, and the bugs go back to where they want to be, the heat of hell.

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Stress out about life, I’m going to do one of my favorite activities, something that just calms my nerves. So, logically, I’m going to go play the game that makes me unfathomably angry and frustrated to the point that my blood pressure is higher than a submarine. Of course referring to salmon run.

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Character design inspired by steel eel boss salmonid

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Yesterday in class I doodled the merchant from Dredge lol

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Biologically female? Girliepop I'm biologically fucking your mom

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FELIZ DIA DE MUERTOS A TODOS MIS AMIGOS QUE LO CELEBREN Y QUE PASEN UN HERMOSO DIA (y tambien feliz splatoween)

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New Dredge Speedrun category: Kidnapping%

The goal is to get every NPC you can pick up onto your boat at the same time, then leave the map. Speedrun ends when to get eaten by the big no-out-of-bounds fish. And yes, this is includes the dog. :P

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barty crouch jr.

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god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers :(

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two weeks until november 5th by the way

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It’s a funny little kids game about painting and fighting until the parallels parallel a little too close to home…

Props to Splatoon for really just saying that the most evil thing is the big Corporations that give little regard to the environment, run by big CEO’s that want to go to space and reshape the world into how they think is right

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I have now seen I saw the TV Glow, nice spooky movie, not the “Luna Juice”

pleaaaaaaase tell @unknownlighthousekeeper to watch I Saw The TV Glow pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase mona

i havent seen it either im too fucked up for that rn. has he seen in the gloaming

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We’re talking about famous musician Frank Sinatra’s wood, of course referring to his Piano that he liked to play

What if Frank just put his piece of wood in resin?

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Props to Splatoon for really just saying that the most evil thing is the big Corporations that give little regard to the environment, run by big CEO’s that want to go to space and reshape the world into how they think is right

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-emerges from a 8 hour fishing spree in Dredge-

How can a game be both relaxing and creepy?