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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

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before it was "don't vote lol" and now its "its not my fault its white republicans!" its both of your faults actually fuck you.

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my other grounding technique is remembering that the earliest abolitionists & the earliest suffragists had no proof that the world would ever make possible what they fought for and indeed many of them did not live to see it come to pass. and yet they did not succumb to despair so it would be disrespectful to their memory to let it overtake me

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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly

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nothing pisses me off during us elections more than european moral superiority despite having done almost nothing to earn it. your countries’ histories are rotten and your politics are nothing groundbreaking so please relax

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random saint-just et la force des choses (1975) gifs

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This is some super old drawing I once did of Robespierre trying to look cool…….Like so old, my style has probably changed five times since this.  But I just found it while messing around in my piles of old stuff, and I don’t think I ever posted it, so.

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gays can never break up normally its always gotta be some shit like one of them goes crazy and disappears for weeks on end only to be found w an army about to conquer their exes work place

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Voters in Iowa have the opportunity to do something very funny here.

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(Not me drawing Freddy as a vampire back in June, guess I’ll post it since it’s spooky season)

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."

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Not everyone in the girl navy is in fact a girl. Frances’ title is Captain, but Sir John calls her “Captainess” to be droll (she hates it). He also doesn’t think lesbians are real.

Third one is a post rescue dance

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can anyone hear me

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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.