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If we had a ranking system for driving maybe people wouldn’t suck

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My brain when daydreaming

My brain when studying

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The worst feeling is when you catch up to a TV show and you have to wait a whole week for the next episode like a mortal

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okay but why the fuck do you black out when all you pokemon faint?

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I’m losing my shit avhsqafgshssb

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i love porn

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Despite having pink hair, a tragic backstory, and untold magic power, the narrator refuses to make you the main character

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@gigafarts

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It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

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its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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It’s 2007. You’re working on a PowerPoint for school. It’s about ancient Egypt. You select the Papyrus font.

“Yes, Perfect”

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don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

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Love this 😍

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My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn't​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

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*Kylo’s phone rings*

Phasma: *looking at the caller ID* You’ve never called your father “Daddy”. I’m certain Han Solo doesn’t even own a phon-

Kylo: *answering phone* Hey Hux.