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Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

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men will crush your hand and be like this is great im winning the handshake. something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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solo jazz suicune

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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.

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Somber (22x28 inches oil on wood, sold)

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This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

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House rule

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accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀

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Drake and Josh: Adulthood

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Since watering means giving something water but milking means extracting milk from something that must means that water's default is to give but milk's default is to take. So water must be inherently kind while milk is cruel

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whenever people say they can't watch/play/read anything slightly upsetting or scary or challenging because it's... upsetting or scary or challenging all i can think of is this lol