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Ooh, is someone imagining Wolf as food? I can imagine him as steak, or a cake, specifically a carrot cake, since he was turned into a bunny before. 😋

Snake: Sounds yummy. 😛

Wolf: I am not a food, and don't you dare think of making me food! 😠

Marmalade: I could go for some yummy carrot Wolf. 😏

Webs: Maybe steak Wolf. 😛

Wolf: Stop it! 😠

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Death, are you here on … business? 💀😱

Death: ...

No.

Not here for anyone.

...

Except for maybe...

A rodent. 😏

Marmalade: 😨

Snake: Nope!

You ain't getting no one's head.

Death: I only kid...

Best of luck Wolf. You'll need it.

Wolf: Okay... Bye...

Death: Vanishes in the darkness.

Wolf: That was unsettling to be honest.

Snake: Yeah... He could give Ghaastly a run for her money.

Marmalade: Were you... Serious about protecting me back there? 😦

Snake: Yeah... Unless it was a fall in a mud or a pie to the face.

Wouldn't protect you from either.

Marmalade: 😑 Well thanks.

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Is Reggie and Nathan back from ":("

Reggie: We are not.

Taking a food stop break.

Nathan: More like a oil break for you. 😆

Reggie: Looks at Nathan's dish.

That is something more terrifying than anything I could create.

Nathan: It's delicious on my tongue. That's what counts. 😄

Reggie: It's moments like these that I don'r miss my old body... I'd be nauseous about now. 😑

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Wolf is cool in* everything

Snake: Wolf is cool in everything.

In burgers, in hoagies, in push-pops.

Wolf: Snake? 🤨

Snake: Messin with yah. 😛

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Hey

Wolf is cool I'm everything!

Everyone is cool!

Wolf: Hello... "Everything". 😐

Thanks for the compliment.

Snake: Wolf, I think that's a typo.

Wolf: Oh. 🤣 I thought we were talking to another all-powerful being for a second.

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Hey doom, has anyone ever told you that you and reggie look kinda similar

Doom: We what?

...

You think we might be related?

This new Kitty Kat is supposedly related to Tai Lung... Maybe Pam is too?

And then Snake is related to Master Viper.

Wolf is related to the litteral Grim Reaper.

...

At this point I am not suprised by anything anymore.

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Death, do you think that Wolf had unnecessarily put his friends’ lives and his own life at risk from his crazy driving stunts?

Death: Yes. 😏

Espically when he wanted to "extend a chase".

Wolf: 😔

That was stupid of me.

I was putting my own excitement over my friends.

That was wrong.

I don't want to anything to hurt them or put them in danger.

And I shouldn't risk my life either. So many care for me.

Snake: Wolf... You grew too. 😌

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Death is omniscient! All seeing and All Knowing! You can’t hide anything from him!

Death: Yep.

You can't even hide the fact you are a sheep hugging softie who doesn't even deserve to be called "The Big Bad Wolf". 😌

Wolf: 😔 Come on...

Death: And as for you. You act like a big grump who hates everyone and everything, yet your heart is fragile as glass. You don't dare to be alone.

Snake: 😰

No.

That was the old me.

I don't hide under my "Grumpypants" mask.

I love my family. And I'll stand strong to protect them.

Wraps his tail around Wolf.

I am not afraid to say it.

Wolf: Snake. 😃

Death: Guess I missed the part where you matured. Fascinating. 😌

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Wolf is awesome!

Whether he's a wolf or a bunny!

Wolf: Aww, thanks. 🙂

Snake: Or a sheep. 😏

Piranha: Or a clown! 😄

Death: Or a guy with face dye. 😌

Wolf: HOW MUCH DID YOU SEE!?

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Hey, Death! How has Puss in Boots been doing?

Death: ...

Well, you should know the answer.

It's been centuries.

Wolf: ...

Snake: He's...

Death: Yep... Living it up well, despite being, you know. 😌

He had a fufilling life.

Wolf and Snake: 🥺

Death: Heh, feeling sorry for a gato neither of you met... Your hearts are just as golden.

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So, Death, what do you think of Wolf being a bunny?

Death: Funny.

He is a joke who always suprises me.

To think we're related. 😏

Wolf: 😡

Snake: You know what. To even the odds.

ZAP!

Wolf: Is back to being a wolf again.

Thanks buddy. 😉

Death: Ah, the serpent. Still got the magic touch?

Snake: I need it to defend the world from freaks like you. 😠

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Death is here! 🤩

I’m very happy to see you. You really outshine Wolf in being the most handsome wolf, and I’m not just saying that because Wolf is a bunny, now.

Death: Why thank you stranger. I do look good. 😌

Wolf: You... You look horrifying!

Death: You're just jealous that I am bigger and fluffier than the wolf you were.

Smiles showing his razor sharp teeth.

Wolf: This is SO backwards. People were afraid of me when I was being a smooth stylish criminal...

Yet you have fans cheering and swooning over you... While looking like a menacing villain out of a Don Bluth animated film! 😠

You are LITTERALY the Grim Reaper.

Like... Like... Sephiroth if he was a wolf-

You know what, nevermind I answered my own question. 😑

Death: I see you got it now. 😌

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Wait- WHAT?!

WOLF IS RELATED TO DEATH WOLF?!

Wolf: I know the Beast is passed down through the generations through a Silver Wolf.

That's all I remember.

Death: And I am that Wolf.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Hero.

Witnessing you avert a world-ending disaster attracted my attention.

I fianlly felt showing my face again after so long.

Wolf: Are you my... Ancestor?

Death: I guess you can say that.

I don't age.

I am litteraly Death, so I am not really alive am I?

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OH MY FANGS!!!

YOURE DEATH!!! 💀🐺

May I please have your autograph, sir?!

Death: Heh why not.

Not everyday I get to give autographs. 😌

Wolf: 😐

Death: What's with you little bunny?

Wolf: I am NOT a-

...

Do I- Are we related?

Death: Yes... Beast.

Wolf: 😦

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I don't know how to explain this. But Shrek is here.

Webs: Shrek is here?

Wolf: Who the heck is Shrek?

Snake: I don't think I'd like the guy.

Piranha: Do you hear that? 😐

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA-

Shark: NOOOOOO!!!

Jumps out window and runs.

Death Wolf: I don't like that guy either. 😜

Wolf: WHO- WHA!? 😳

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I think it'll be cute that Wolf would be a bunny rabbit for Easter 🐣

Diane: Yeah! Everybody will love it. 😄

Wolf: I won't. 😒

Snake: Not if your getting petted and appreciated by hundreds of people. 😛

Wolf: Wha- 😳

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Hey snake and joy....happy 1 year anniversary for you too ♥️ *gives them flowers*(not in a relationship way)

Snake: Awww... Thanks. 🙂

Joy: Thanks anon. 😌

We've known each other for a year? 😐

Snake: Apparently yes?

I don't know. 🫤

None of us keep track of dates here.

Except for August 1st.