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Midoriya: Are boys becoming prettier or am I just becoming gayer?

Uraraka: Both.

Midoriya: The only correct answer.

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Kirishima, texting Bakugou: There is no “i” in happyness.

Bakugou, responding: There is if you fuckin spell it right.

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Kirishima: People ask: “Do you even lift, bro?”

Kirishima: And I am all like, Do I even lift???? Yeah bro, I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime!

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“shit i’ve said in dnd“ starters

❛  my urge to somersault, it’s no longer.  ❜ ❛  are ghosts scarier than statues?  who’s to say.  ❜ ❛  oh my god, are we about to invent the fucking YMCA?  ❜ ❛  OH WE FIGHTIN’. OH WE SCARED!  ❜ ❛  oh, is it 4/20 already?  ❜     ❛  i would like to open the buttflap.  ❜ ❛  fucking loser holding hands by himself.  ❜ ❛  are you gonna make your hands explode?  ❜ ❛  wanna help me carve this bitch? ❜ ❛  you paid with teeth?  ❜ ❛  i got pockets full of kid teeth!  ❜ ❛  you’re on a nickname basis with fred from scooby-doo?  ❜ ❛  — and his uncle, bobby flay.  ❜ ❛  man,  that shrimps. ❜ ❛  blink twice if you’re in danger. ❜ ❛  i gave you a choice between 1 and 10 and half of you fucked it up!  ❜ ❛  are you gonna be a horse this time,  or … ?  ❜ ❛  have you ever seen a human being explode?  ❜ ❛  what a weird, sexy thing to say to me.  ❜ ❛  ( name ), you’re … an idiot!  and a fool!  and a horrible older ( brother / sister / sibling )!  ❜ ❛  i think it’s pretty obvious i was trying to impress somebody.  ❜ ❛  i’m marinating in here.  ❜ ❛  so ( he’s / she’s / they’re ) eating the tupperware,  but not the food inside it?  ❜ ❛  correct.  ❜ ❛  the peel is harder than i expected, but it’s not horrible.  ❜ ❛  oh, you made boy seeds!  ❜ ❛  you guys love my boy seeds, don’t lie.  ❜ ❛  those are my udders, dude.  ❜ ❛  you only peed yourself a lot.  ❜ ❛  all of you, fight me.  ❜ ❛  that’s your wiggly little buddy, man!  ❜ ❛  so there’s no rocks i can talk to and die with?  ❜ ❛  cucked ten different ways.  ❜ ❛  if you can’t nut up, you’re gonna be the first to die.  ❜ ❛  losersayswhat?  ❜ ❛  all i want to do is play with this dog. and also kill ( name ).  ❜ ❛  did you take my fucking broom, bitch?  did you take my fucking broom!?  ❜

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“You look mean” bitch I am. Move.

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“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

sniff

fall off things

Lick plastic (BAD trick)

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the amount of people who legit thought that aizawa lived at the school prior to the dorms is….. really fucking….. because like /i get it/ but what’s even funnier is that there’s a smash comic that says aizawa lives in a fucking house somewhere

and not only does he live in a house, but he apparently doesn’t often sleep there because he literally thinks that sleeping in a bush next to a highway is easier than going back home after a patrol

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When someone asks what I’m smiling at on my phone

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Can we PLEASE just talk about how HOT Aizawa is in this panel??

Like??? OMG???

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already did some art like this but whenever i’m having a shitty time i Need To Draw Eyes

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I love this superpower so much

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Aizawa: Today, like all other days we are

Class 1-A: *dejected* watching a movie

Aizawa: Exactly. And why?

Class 1-A: a bitch is tired

Aizawa: *going into his sleeping bag* a bitch is tired

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Aizawa = mothman

Pass it on

✔️ Red eyes

✔️ Wears all black

✔️ Sits ominously on top of buildings

✔️ Tired

✔️ Good at snatching people

✔️ Doesn’t like being visible in media

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me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

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Noumu: YOU READY TO FUCKIN’ DIE?!?!

Aizawa: I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME

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problem child and his dad