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The Repairman by Jordan Bolton

Part of Scenes from Imagined Films Issue 3. Order now on Etsy

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The Stranglers - No More Heroes

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A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.

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If you have some leftover Brie from your fancy cheese party or whatever you should put it on toast with some strawberry preserves.

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#101

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shut up this is the only video I care about

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Octavia Butler’s list of concepts that are sexy, via LA Review.

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sraight up petting it. and by it. i mean my area

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Maybe its the people using advanced military weaponry to kill children who are actually the bad guys. Idk just a thought

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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

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The red-winged blackbird’s song is deeply comforting and familiar it’s like walking into the marsh and hearing an old friend

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Is this from the Spirit Halloween store? Because I'm getting that vibe.

Item: Cooler Ranch Boxer-Briefs; gives the wearer’s junk the classic flavors of garlic, buttermilk, and MSG