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Actually I think my main political motivator is that I hate nonmalicious people being punished. I was never punished growing up and the whole concept of it repulses and angers me to see. Nobody should get arrested if they didn't willfully hurt someone. Nobody should get fired from their job or fined money or even berated once ever for an honest mistake. It just makes me furious to even think about for some reason, and to me the person inflicting the punishment is the only one who deserves one for real.

I dont know what ever instilled this in me except maybe that public school teachers were nasty to me about "not listening?" That's the closest thing to a punishment or penalty I've ever experienced in my life. That doesn't feel like it accounts for the almost excessive blind rage I feel at the notion of someone wrongfully jailed for even one minute of their life.

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Pigeon Comic 44 - Under Pressure

Stay coo’, pigeon army.

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got rained on at work today

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Marie Kondo really isnt fucking around

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I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

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I was working with an item today that just utterly flabbergasted a part of me (the other was deeply frustrated with the catalogue record AS SOMEONE APPARENTLY THOUGHT IT WAS PRINTED ON SILK, coming back to that in a minute) … but ANYWAYS … said item is a replica of a medieval manuscript prayer book THAT IS ENTIRELY WOVEN out of grey and black silk … WOVEN … text, images, intricate grey scale, WOVEN … NOT PRINTED …

And it’s flabbergasting because it’s from 1888, Jacquard machine, IT USED PUNCH CARDS to weave these intricate pages … something like 400 weft per near square inch … IT looks like a page of textured paper, but it’s not, it’s entirely SILK … F*CK …

Anyways …

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things designed to become more beautiful with wear>>>>

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

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i really need everyone to trust me and watch hundreds of beavers on tubi. do not look anything up about it. just watch hundreds of beavers. carve out 2 hours, watch hundreds of beavers. get some friends to watch it with you. it's, an unreal movie. it's so fucking ridiculous and great. watch hundreds of beavers.

you're gonna think "sloane, are there really hundreds of beavers?"

i'm gonna tell you now. there ARE hundreds of beavers, and you will not believe what happens with all those beavers

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youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

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unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

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"Never sweep the place where you live, because after the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse! It's just a matter of not losing your nerve."

Quentin Crisp

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Ch👏