(f/27) someones going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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It's a Wonderful Life (1946) dir. Frank Capra
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like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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Get your gay ass wards off me I want to take damage
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santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.
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Dick and Babs give Bruce one grandchild and bro clocks out he said “this is my life now 💕” being a peepaw literally fixed him
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