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do you think sheets have their own darwin who wrote about "survival of the fitted"

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I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh

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I am no longer explaining my chronic illnesses. I'm only ominously referencing them like I'm a fantasy realm NPC dropping plot hooks:

I am besieged by the affliction

The ritual was successful, but it has drained me. I need time to recuperate.

I can't do that, because of The Curse

Dark forces are conspiring within me. I must conserve my strength to battle them.

Unseen foes assault me. I cannot strike back with blows, but I can lessen their influence by consuming certain alchemical rites.

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i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

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It’s funny how each day you wake up and never really know if it will be one that will change your life forever.

THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY (2012)

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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2024/03/18

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When swatting was first becoming a thing we really didn't talk enough about how fucked up it is that the police will go storm your house no questions asked as like an immediate default response

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I’m trying to post my illustrations more and decided to do a peel and reveal of my newest finished painting. Come hang out with the birds and cicadas in my yard,

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photo: ElI Bond

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knight quartet complete ✨⚔️

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i should be able to curl up and fall asleep without it giving me back or neck problems

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Armillaria mellea

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh