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literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass

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hes soooo and he makes me feel sooooo and he looks sooooo and hes just. just sooooooo

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10 things I hate About You (1999) // The Breakfast Club (1985)

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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

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The leverage team as memes on my phone:

Nate:

Sophie:

Eliot:

Parker:

Hardison:

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fuck it. post gustave doré octopus blowjob

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affirmations for when you have to send emails

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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Source

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dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 5.14 | “Crush”  

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