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gay dogs in luv 💘🌈

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just rememvered that guy on tiktok whos been spraying his hands with dog medicine to make them hard as fuck and how the last time i saw him he was capable of sanding soft wood down with the palm of his hand

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if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week

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adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices

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short hair clankie ^_^

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me if you gave me a burger

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start going on posts that strangers made completely in earnest and reblog them with a poll for 'real as fuck' or 'stupid'

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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Reverend daughter,,,

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“This thing is legally dubious and therefore technically unenforceable.” Is not a “useless liberal gotcha” it’s how legalism works in this country. Tying up stupidly worded EOs in court is the quickest way to keep them from being implemented. It is the definition of “doing something.” But it doesn’t usually involve much tweeting so of course a certain type of leftist feels obligated to mock it.

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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

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Negora “Sparkle” by Konatsu x Candie Bolton