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hello i’m online again. and annoying.

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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

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The epic story of the giant and his little robot.. written by @inthelittlewood

Couldn’t pass up doing a quick image of the cover for this series

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Robots with feelings, my favorite trope waaa😭😭

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oh lawd he comin!!!!!!

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is that a bird is that a plane WRONG. BIG SUBSCRIBE BUTTON GO

^this is from technos enderchest.. number one sellout foreber i care him so much

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the leftism leaving people's bodies when it's time to build a villager trading hall

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my favourite part of this wild life session was watching their reactions to the wild card bc the range says so much about them. like some clocked the slow mo being the wild card immidiately while others were stuck going "aw dang it my game is frozen." i think the ggggs were the only people who assume it must be a temporary effect and debating how they can fix it while ren and martyn are too busy role-playing to have a coherent thought. joel deciding the first thing he needs to do is slow mo walk away from an explosion. how many people across the map start immidiately punching eachother for no reason. this season is literally just dropping things in their enclosure and seeing how they react and i love it.

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The actual horror of seeing everyone slowly dying to gastropod related deaths and then Lizzie's snail bursting through the ceiling

Cinematic, couldn't script this shit if you tried

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"I am...the start of the apocalypse."

Ok Jimmy I see ya

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Just as I was about to type "you will not believe who turned yellow first" Jimmy died again. You will NOT believe who turned red first. We're on episode 3. Send help.

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you wouldnt last a hour in the asylum where they raised me

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I drew certain scene from Wild Life :D

..the characters are just few pixels, but it fits their teeny tiny size

Also here's them in same style but full size cause why not

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as far as I'm aware Joel Smallishbeans has always been a PG family friendly youtuber, but he talks like a sailor barely restraining himself from telling everyone to fuck themselves

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You know what else is cool? Technoblade

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[Cub] genuinely seems so chill and so nice and then he makes this. What is wrong with him?! He's got some- he's got something wrong with him!

Joel, about an hour into Cub's torture labyrinth