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the leftism leaving people's bodies when it's time to build a villager trading hall

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my favourite part of this wild life session was watching their reactions to the wild card bc the range says so much about them. like some clocked the slow mo being the wild card immidiately while others were stuck going "aw dang it my game is frozen." i think the ggggs were the only people who assume it must be a temporary effect and debating how they can fix it while ren and martyn are too busy role-playing to have a coherent thought. joel deciding the first thing he needs to do is slow mo walk away from an explosion. how many people across the map start immidiately punching eachother for no reason. this season is literally just dropping things in their enclosure and seeing how they react and i love it.

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The actual horror of seeing everyone slowly dying to gastropod related deaths and then Lizzie's snail bursting through the ceiling

Cinematic, couldn't script this shit if you tried

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"I am...the start of the apocalypse."

Ok Jimmy I see ya

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Just as I was about to type "you will not believe who turned yellow first" Jimmy died again. You will NOT believe who turned red first. We're on episode 3. Send help.

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you wouldnt last a hour in the asylum where they raised me

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I drew certain scene from Wild Life :D

..the characters are just few pixels, but it fits their teeny tiny size

Also here's them in same style but full size cause why not

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as far as I'm aware Joel Smallishbeans has always been a PG family friendly youtuber, but he talks like a sailor barely restraining himself from telling everyone to fuck themselves

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You know what else is cool? Technoblade

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[Cub] genuinely seems so chill and so nice and then he makes this. What is wrong with him?! He's got some- he's got something wrong with him!

Joel, about an hour into Cub's torture labyrinth

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oou... Habdle with care

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Thank you Grian for giving us pocket-sized Etho. Truly such a beautiful gift to the world 🩷

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Trafficblr WAKE UP NEW LIFE SERIES JUST DROPPED

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I'm sorry but parkour civilization is just objectively funny. Everything is treated so seriously. There are vine booms every five seconds. Literally every setback the protagonist is hit by is solved by someone appearing and going "here's the exact thing you need," sometimes literally falling out of the sky to do so. There's a literal deus ex machina at one point. The running gag that nobody can do a backwards jump. 10/10 peak comedy

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guess who cried in The Wild Robot

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something that actually means so much to me was that roz was a woman & a robot. like there's the obvious fact of finally (!!) having a non-sexualised female robot, but also that she's allowed to make mistakes as a person and as a mother. she's not the evil mum ruining her kid's life or the perfect angel, she's just some guy who screws up sometimes. she's a character outside of the role of mother (she's the MAIN character!!!) and a well written one at that. roz, like many people raised to be a woman, was literally programmed to be subservient but she overcame that and built a network that love and support her back. strong female characters don't need to be the ultimate girlboss, sometimes they can be robot-mums to strange little birds, yk?

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Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater