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me tuning into severance every week

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“Like a surprise symphony or perhaps a car alarm”

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only a beatles fan could come up with mangoball bbh. i can’t explain it but i know i’m right

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I call them advanced stickmen

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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Wit meeting Kaladin for the first time on the Shattered Plains: "Anyway, here's Wander Sail"

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Missing You

had a shitty day today but at least I’ve got Technoblade

Technotober day 3- statue

Prompt lists under the cut

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eight hour hermitcraft world tour............. grian thank you for this. also the fact this apparently still cut stuff is insane,

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Kaladin, your eyes! Dark brown, like they used to be!

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*slams door open, covered in blood* I finished wind and truth

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i’m drunk at the club on a friday night searching “kaladin stormblessed” on every social media app that i have. i can’t survive until 2033 without him

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AND THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WILD!!!!!!!!!

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Kaladin and Kelsier having a Who Can Survive Harder competition and Kaladin is winning.

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Adolin Kholin saved an entire nation armed with nothing but a candelabra, trans rights, and the power of being nice. Character of all time.

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so how do i tell my friends in a normal way that i can’t go out friday night bc i have to read a 1300 page book as fast as humanly possible or else i’ll go insane

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youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...