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if anyone is ever mean to her ever again i won’t respond for my actions

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Severance finale is actively causing violent tendencies. I've been mentally checked out staring at the wall ever since

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tumblr on severance/yellowjackets/white lotus day

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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The Princess Bride (1987) kind of a perfect movie. If you really think about it.

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Every week Severance is like here’s an hour of some of the most fucked up implications that have ever haunted your television screen, with some of the most gorgeous cinematography & acting you’ve ever seen, that will make you experience the entire spectrum of human emotion all at once. And then I have to go to work the next day.

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you wait all week in eager anticipation to spend one hour staring at your screen with your mouth open in abject horror and then it ends and you get to wait again. now thats television.

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it is so embarrassing to be losing my mind over a tv show and all of the stills look like this

and it WILL be the most thrilling piece of television you have ever watched

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me tuning into severance every week

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“Like a surprise symphony or perhaps a car alarm”

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only a beatles fan could come up with mangoball bbh. i can’t explain it but i know i’m right

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I call them advanced stickmen

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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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Wit meeting Kaladin for the first time on the Shattered Plains: "Anyway, here's Wander Sail"

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Missing You

had a shitty day today but at least I’ve got Technoblade

Technotober day 3- statue

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