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A) being alive is good news.
B) why? What script? Questions.
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Your post triggered a bizarrely fond memory of mine. Child was about to poop in the tub but I caught it. Yup, bare hand and all, caught poop coming out of the child’s butt. I was so oddly proud of myself as it was a testimate of my admiration for this being.
No bath water was sacrificed that night.
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When you call your SO on the way to pick up child and he is not able to articulate words. He denies drinking but you know that voice all too well.
Going to make dinner and embrace my single parent lifestyle minus sleeping with others.
Fuck adulthood.
Edit: you’re the one picking up child. Not SO.
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