unicorn-auxiliatrix

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

it's my 9th hatchday! .) unfortunately i stilll have to live in the caverns though. because cloister. but i'm stilll alll grown up! .)

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

You can't just say that and not telll us what the item is.

I HAVE BEEN GIF♱ED WI♱H GREA♱ P⛧WER. ASIDE FR⛧M MY NA♱URALLY P⛧♱EN♱ AND DEM⛧NI☾ MAGI☾AL ENERGY. ♱HA♱ IS N⛧♱ WHA♱ I MEAN. I MEAN ♱HA♱ I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A M⛧S♱ W⛧NDER⛧US I♱EM. S RANK A♱ LEAS♱. PERHAPS S+ RANK. I WILL BE USING ♱HIS. FIIDUS HAS REDEEMED HIMSELF.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

what the fuck. where did it come from. the botttle is right here. it's right in the middle of the halllway. almost trippped over it just now. it was not here 20 minutes ago. am i going insane? what the fuck?

where the fuck did alll of my stone cleaner go. i need to clean some stone but it's not here. that shit is expensive and delivery from trolll walmart is even more expensive.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

where the fuck did alll of my stone cleaner go. i need to clean some stone but it's not here. that shit is expensive and delivery from trolll walmart is even more expensive.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

Why are these webpages on my goregle history. I do not loook up these things. What the fuck is two point perspective. Who the fuck is buying these art suppplies on my husktop. Nobody else has acccesss to my device. I barely even use the Internet for anything other than Grumblr.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

unpbopular opinioym i should be allowed to runruneunrun so faste and steal. and sqeuake and the drones should not be mad at me i am smale and nicey.

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[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

I have an evvr rotating cast of gruubs that i throw around. i roll em up and shoot hoops. they lovv it. nobody in the cavvrns knows

Anon i’M awEd. dunK thosE Grubs

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

they're not that close to the registered bloood colours on the chart provided by the alternian empire. not sure how it works on beforus but here on alternia, hemoanonymity is a valid survival tactic for some trollls who would have very bad things happpen if anyone knew what colour their bloood was. i've seeen it happpen. it's terrrible.

for the #emoanon anon, w#at if you just took the symbol from t#e aspect corresponding to t#at sign? maybe add t#e colour of your lunar sway if gray is too boring. idk about any of t#is stuff lol im sorry TwT

You you do know purple and yellow are blood colors which defeats the purpose of hemoanonymity which suggests the blood color of the person, right right?

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

I thought they meant, like. "Aren't you suppposed to be dead?" or something.

Are mutants not Culled where you are?

1. I am cu📖ed. I specifica📖y asked to be cu📖ed, however, because I am disaBled in multiple ways.

2. ..None of your fucking Busine📖?

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

i think there is, once again, some confusion betweeen Alternian and Beforan cullling. let me clarify this for you.

Cullling on Alternia = Murder.

Cullling on Beforus = I'm Not Sure, It's Not Murder Though

I hope this helps.

Are mutants not Culled where you are?

1. I am cu📖ed. I specifica📖y asked to be cu📖ed, however, because I am disaBled in multiple ways.

2. ..None of your fucking Busine📖?

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

horrrible idea: time a bomb or something such that it goes offf riiiiiiiiight before the scratch actuallly happpens. then the thing willl scratch before you revive, and itlll let you do the thing. i have no idea what you guys are talking about but this seeems reasonable. what do you think

I will preface this by saying that I know this is a stupid idea, but hear me out.

God Tiers can only die permanently if it's Heroic or Just.

Being dead lets you survive The Scratch.

Theoretically speaking, this could mean that if The Scratch happened between a God Tier dying and reviving, they would survive being wiped due to being dead at the time.

Just something to consider.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

(qm) ancestors are such a stupid concept. i hate them i hate them i hate them. stop stealing all my dna. give me back my dna. its my dna.

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[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

as a trolll who has had one eye since he was ~1.5 sweeeps old, those things alll helped me when i was litttle, but another thing i felt the neeed to mention?

you now have an enormous blind spot covering around a third of your vision. you willl not be able to seee things there. i typicallly turn my body to the left a bit so that my actual field of vision is covering more of what i should actuallly be paying atttention to when I'm not like. walking. and also if you have anyone else that you trust, have them walk next to you in your blind spot. i usuallly use my moirail for that but that's mostly because we've known each other for basicallly our entire lives. they can be your other eye when neeeded.

The past few days have been largely eventful. Does {8} anyone know how long it takes to adapt {8} to a lost eye? I keep running into {8} furniture.

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

hey uh. people following us. do you want fuckin uh. content? i dont fuckin know how to run a blog lmaoooooooooo i should write an educational post or something

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

i think everyone should get a coookie and a hug i think. that would be nice .)

s+^r+ some dr^m^ +hen. m^ke i+ in+eres+ing.

{O}kay. Fuckin. I think that there sh{o}uld be less highbl{o}{o}ds d{o}ing midbl{o}{o}d shit

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

what movie are you watching

there is no world where gun vs bat is a fair fight

[unicorn-auxiliatrix]

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