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free my boy luigi mansion bc the cops definitely just turned a random fucker into a patsy after being unable to find the actual killer. no ‘criminal’ is a genius don’t get me wrong but there’s having the mildest amount of common sense expected of a living entity on planet earth and then there’s carrying around the weapon used to commit the crime *edit THAT IS BELIEVED TO BE FUCKING 3D PRINTED + the full 3 page manifesto explaining the motives for the crime not just in public but in a fucking McDonald’s
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“You absolute bastard.” Conan couldn’t even be impressed by the Kaitou Kid’s workroom, hidden behind a portrait and down a ladder like a middle-class Batcave in Kaito’s mother’s house. He was too furious at the occupant. Kaito peeked out from behind a bust with a half-finished rubber mask on it. “…Kaasan’s really mad at me, huh.” “I’m really mad at you!”
Conan and Kaito (chp. 7)
Arcane Dealings by joisbishmyoga (AO3) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Teen – Edogawa Conan (Kudou Shinichi)/Kaitou Kid (Kuroba Kaito) #Post-Series #Stuck as Conan #Shota – sort of #Physical Age Difference #Secret Identities #Secret Relationship #Canon typical murders #Lots of dead people in violent ways
A serial killer in Osaka. But if Heiji had felt the need to call Conan, it had to be extremely baffling. This wouldn’t be a typical “guy knifing young women” sort of case.
Part 4 of the Deal series (AO3)
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Well, you might as well change it, and yet
#hear me out#shinichi says that kogoro came home drunk and messed with his cellphone#he didn’t say that KOGORO was the one who changed his home screen#kogoro could’ve just taken the picture and SHINICHI could’ve changed the screen (although perhaps at kogoros request)#in this essay i will
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Watching episode 253 of detective conan and I think Shinichi using his own voice just to help Takagi and Sato get together is objectively the funniest thing he could do. He barely even calls Ran as himself because it's so dangerous for Kudo Shinichi to exist, and yet he's so invested in these two police officers' love lives that he'll just call up Takagi to help him out no questions asked. Not to mention Takagi's perspective - imagine this random genius kid who used to bother you at work and solve half your cases suddenly goes missing, no word from him for multiple months, and then suddenly he's calling you to tell you the girl you like is about to get married and he's gonna help??? What would you even do
#no bc it took me so long to find out that shinichi is such a shipper#like when chiba gets a childhood friend#and shinichi was instantly super invested in trying to get them alone together#and roping the detective boys in it too#he’s so funny
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Detco + text posts, 14/?
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New favorite panel of all time. Baby Shinichi coming out of nowhere to call Akai a clown
#imagine you’re like#what 22?#mid argument with your mom (extreme mental damage)#and some random ass kid calls you a clown
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i think if bruce saw clark deliver this line it would awaken shrimp emotions in him
#IMAGINE being that guy#like would anyone believe that superman shot a bullet at you#“well he caught it” sure jan#hardest superman line
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take my hand. let's impregnate him together
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Reblog and put in the tags any new favorite character(s) you’ve gained this year.
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Neither of them are handling the divorce well tbh.
#akai literally has nothing to do all day except drink and reminisce about his ex#akai crying over the seventh pot of curry he’s fucked up that week thinking about rei <\3
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Happy Akai death day 💚 have some detco text posts (Friday the 13th edition) for the occasion
Detco + text posts, 13/?
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Conan with a cup. I don't know. at this point I'm just doodling
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Scissor Seven AU: reference + infodump.
AU context.
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