unexpectedmagiccat

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i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart

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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

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you’re fooling yourselves if you think halloween is over just because halloween is over

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THE BOYZ JUYEON BY ROH SANGYOON

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My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

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NATIVE CARBON DIOXIDE FOUND ON JUPITER’S MOON EUROPA

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these posts were literally only 3 minutes apart on my dash

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if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

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Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

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I like when my dreams reuse locations from past dreams. like oh cool we doin a bottle episode

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone