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Remains to be seen whether this now-completed story will become the first in a broader series (I'm considering it; regular readers know I'll chase a lead as far as it will go), but for now have this finally finished at 7 chapters rather than the originally expected 6:

Sunlight (2024-08-05)

Poison (2024-08-06)

Hunger (2024-08-07)

Rebound (2024-08-07)

Confession (2024-08-07)

Testament (2024-08-08)

Proposal (2024-08-08)

(Louis and Lestat creep in at the very end, in case that's important to anyone secondary to Devil's Minion. I guess maybe now I have those weirdos to figure into my future plans, too.)

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!

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ALRIiighh im bbaackkk

*is holding another bottle of....something alcholic*

-@chat-with-a-demon

*they turn to you, amused* Drunk? Again? How much do you do this sort of crap?

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I can’t say I’m thrilled but okay

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Fuck it. I cast Aura of

DEPRESSION

Roll a wisdom saving throw or take 8d12 psychic damage and gain the fear condition.

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oh god I feel so weird whats happening

something isn't right, why did the slime just give up? Why do I feel different..

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oh god I feel so weird whats happening

something isn't right, why did the slime just give up? Why do I feel different..

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I guess I’ll allow being touched for this. I will give you a hug

reblog this to give the person you reblogged it from a hug

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Hello Goblin chief! This is @good-wizard I was wondering if I could convince you to not mutilate Marvin every Monday?

What? We would never mutilate Marvin! He’s so kind to everyone he meets!

marty on the other hand…

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*bites you to show affection* *bites you to show affection* *bites you to show affection* *bites you to show affection* *bites you to show affection* *bites you to show affection* *bites you to show affection*

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Im making a WIZARDBLR themed game!

Recommendations for characters, story, setting, game mechanics etc are welcome, but please keep in mind it's a pixel arcade game made on makecode arcade so I am limited in what I can do, it's gonna be short and probably bad, so don't expect something like baldurs gate or stuff like that, but ittl be fun to make! If you are part of wizardblr and want to be in the game, give me a basic idea of how your character behaves and how they look and talk and act and ill try and put you in!

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Uhhhh…….

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Very good boy. Sweet boy. He won’t bite….

Attention passengers: there is a wolf onboard the train. He is a paying customer so we can't remove him as some have asked. Please give him a wide berth when passing his seat. Thanks