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HIS WHIMSY IS GONE

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god I just love shredded cheese

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Help, why did I see fallout boy

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Now make them smoke weed

Silly (Mew version) for @kingspacebar !!

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but god knows you sure as hell won’t

Being an immortal with ADHD would be annoying.

Like, you've got unfinished projects from the 17th century. Someday, hopefully, you'll get back to them

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y’all ever have those moments when you sit down to like eat breakfast or somethin and you decide you are gonna watch something while you eat and then you sit down, forgetting your screen, and just have thoughts until one of them leads to remembering you were gonna watch something?

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ugh, newbies, you have to pull out the Russian guy, who neutralizes all bears currently active on the board, Jesus this shit is in the rule book

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

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Ah yes, nighttime the time to scroll tumblr for 2 hours until u decide to try and sleep and then think who am I kidding and scroll tumblr until you pass out

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Doot doot

NO YOU FOOL ITS “NOOT NOOT” INTO THE CELLAR

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FINALLY I’M UNDERSTOOD

Yall ever get that itch on your palm that only a bite can satisfy

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I swear guys I’m trying to be respectful of people and their creative endeavors but you guys don’t make it easy

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Sometimes I just feel like an edgy piece of trash and then

And everything is okay

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no

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only real ones understand

Every time i see a lemon demon song/reference in a non lemon demon context i will leave a comment/tag saying “lemon demon jumpscare”

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that is literally me and my familiars

ok but does anyone else ever just

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So I tried some Pokémon ramen…

Ok! Looks pretty good!

Ok! Very tasty too!

In retrospect I think I might have drunk pikachu piss. ;)

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I airdropped this to people while on a plane