unearned-life

[unearned-life]

Ah.. yeah. This is a fun little website.

you’re on tumblr instead of doing your work. me too.

(- @dobsons-asks)

Ah-… Aha, yeah…

Just don’t snitch on me or anything. I’m on top of my work, last I checked…

[unearned-life]

you’re on tumblr instead of doing your work. me too.

(- @dobsons-asks)

Ah-… Aha, yeah…

Just don’t snitch on me or anything. I’m on top of my work, last I checked…

[unearned-life]

half a hunger bar more

Uhh. Then… whichever benefits me more…??

[unearned-life]

would you do the 1 block jump for the chicken or the 1 block vertical jump for the beef

The what??? What’s the difference between the two??

[unearned-life]

hits u really hard with a hammer

Wh—?! Ow-!! Is this how you greet people???

[unearned-life]

*covers his office in stickers and runs*

-sticker anon

… Why would you do this…??

( Such a mess… )

Uh… Thank you?

( What am I supposed to say to this…?? )

[unearned-life]

I am going to douse you in orange juice

…

Do not. That sounds disgusting.

[unearned-life]

why do you hate breakfast

I don’t hate breakfast. I just hate what most people consider as “breakfast foods…”

[unearned-life]

…Well.

This is a cute little site, isn’t it?

[unearned-life]

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⚠️ Disclaimers!! ⚠️

Mod is a minor & VERY new to tumblr rp/ask blogs, please be patient!!

Also, if you’re an MDNI blog and I happen to interact, let me know or block me if you need to; whatever makes you comfortable!!

I will make nsfw/suggestive jokes, but nothing more, there will be nothing lewd or any of that. Obviously.

🗞️ Boundaries / Rules! 🖋️

- Shipping is OK, just discuss it with the mod beforehand !!

- Flirting is OK !!

( Both should be strictly romantic as mod is a minor. )

- Fanart is also OK !! ( Just let me know if you make any !??! )

( also little note that any art of portraits on this account is made by the mod unless stated otherwise!! :3 )

📞 Muse / Character Info 💿

Artemis van Blair

- Born January 5th || Winter 5 ( SDV Birthday )

[ 26 years of age as of 2024 ]

- He/Him

- 5’11” / 180.34 cm in height

Loved Items: Coffee, Gold Bar, Diamond, Salad, Wine.

Liked Items: Triple Shot Espresso, Caviar, Goat Cheese, Fairy Rose

Neutral Items: Joja Cola, Crocus, Duck Feather

Disliked & Hated Items: Beer, Sunflower, Stir Fry, (Any greasy food really,) Bixite, Soapstone, Pancakes, Hasbrowns, Green Tea

Short Background!

Sparing the long details, he comes from a very wealthy family who have decided to plop him into Joja Corp. for a job in order to make their family look good. He is very egotistical and thinks very highly of himself. He overworks himself a lot to compensate with a deep desire to be recognized by his family, (he will never admit this,) and normally gets a a lot farther ahead in his work than most of his colleagues.

💾 Mun / Mod Info! 🫧

Hi!! I’m Hurdy & use they/she (or any) pronouns :]

I am a minor!!!! As stated in the disclaimer!! Feel free to block me if I accidentally interact w/ you & you’re an mdni blog btw!!

I don’t have a super strict DNI but the basic criteria applies!!! (I do also block freely. Please don’t take it too personally!!)

My main blog is @acloudsvariations !

🗂️ Extras / Notes!! 🗃️

Mostly just some little things to know involving tags!! ( These will probably be updated as I use this blog more )

- 💾//, 🫧//, or just // — indicate mod talk :3

- 📞 asks — used for asks!

- 📞 not asks — used for normal posts

- 📞 reblogs/threads — used for threads/reblogs