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I CANT BELIEVE HES REALLY POSTING HIS BOYFRIEND PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM FOR EVERYONE TO SEE
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Sorry to my millions of fans for the inactivity, I got into a car accident 🥰

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had a dream i fucked greg davies.
first post in 4 months.
also im working on a fic about gordon ramsay and Jean-Philippe from hells kitchen. (3.5k already just as the intro for gay sex)
also also ive been drinking for like 5 days straight.
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rejoice, i posted.
once
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oh bby i can do the shawn ass man thing heh, ill get to work on my stupid little keyborad with a smoke betwixt my teef
Hallo beastie!
👹 i was just rereading yur fics and they are fuckinv a-mea-zing
anyway, id love to write sumthin for u, and was wondering if u wanted anythin specfic?
anyway luvs u ! 👺
- ( Lt-BC on ao3)
AAAAAA HELLO I SAW YOU IN MY EMAILS AND WAS LIKE 👉👈 THE HOMIES 👉👈🥺 tysm for the notifications lmao
and dude. dude. i am being thrown around by the HORMONAL VORTEX rn all i want in the world is shawn x ass eating i got a PROBLEM it's fine it's good I'M FINE I'M FINE I'M SOOOOOL NORMAL ABT THIS I'M BEING SO NORMAL RN but also 👉👈😳😳😳y'know
altho honestly king i just am excited to see new anything in the tag at any point, it is such a bummer that so many extremely talented writers have either been run off with harassment or beaten into the ground by life so hard that things have drastically slowed down. like i know it was slow af when i started lurking many many many moons ago but MAN. i got used to frolicking in the stream of new fics during our gold rush period and now i'm lamenting life in the slow lane lmao
anyway thank you 🥺🥺🥺 i'm so glad you're enjoying still
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saw them live.
stared into clowns eyes, and saw pfaff stick drumsticks through his head.
#slipknot#slipknot live#actally passed out and had a wonderful time#shotgunned a shitty IPA with a bunch of college kids
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babes will post images like this with the caption "omg he's so hot"
babe ',:| thats pixelart
#self callout post#i did this with slipknot too#ah yeah those 50 pixels really grease my gears#jackass#johnny knoxville#hes about 10 pixels in this one because i scalled it down for a joke
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steve o: unhinged.. with cigarette ashes on his chest
#this mf smokes menthol newports#crack head outside of the gas station ass#actally love newprorts they remind me of my friends farmhouse n shit
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i dont use slurs homophobicly, i use them homoerotically
#im not reclaiming it im useing it as a slur moment#homoerotic use of slurs#give me notes im at attention whore and im funny
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so Johnny Knoxville get pepper sprayed and get a show and admeration, but when i get pepper sprayed im "day-drunk" and "need to get out of homedepo"
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Get on my level, heretics
#I am a god < wiggles fingers>#slipknot#slipknot fans#I know I don’t have the top percentage I’m just very pleased woth myself
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"i wonna sey, Paul McCartney called us ShitKnot"
"i donno, cause i dont really fuckingcare"
"OWOGH"
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