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i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

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asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

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white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider

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PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

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phenomenon

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hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

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I fundamentally just don't think that there are any circumstances under which making a copy of digital data can be accurately described as "theft" (yeah not even the one you're thinking of) and this is linguistic ground that should have never been ceded and ceding it has only ever led to bad things 👍

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i think ive just stumbled across the worst clock ever

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have you drawn contessa in the jujutsu kaisen "nah, i'd win" panel

I'm sure someone has already done this

later that day

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Bugs became way cooler to me when I realized they're basically tiny biological robots. He ain't botherin nobody his prime directive is just [SEEK NUTRIENT]

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hope

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literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

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Cry me a fucking river