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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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As a horror guy I vehemently do not support hatred towards romance girlies. Sister genres in my opinion. We both enjoy familiar tropes. We both enjoy interesting relationship dynamics explored between two or more people. We both enjoy werewolves.

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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enough talk about girl dinner, what about girl lunch????? what about girl breakfast????

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march sunlight… coming soon to a window near you

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besties, remember how when I was in undergrad I used to write and post fics for yall every week? I think the key was stress and distress. we’re back at uni and super stressed and I’m already almost done with a new fic.

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

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"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

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JOE KEERY Sydney, Australia — February 2025

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Im literally so ANNOYED I hate having a crush. I want to text this person so bad but I don’t want to make a fool of myself.