undercovercottonswab
undercovercottonswab
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And meaty. Like soup. 🌸 Ryn/ Swab. they/them. 27. 🌸 A shark with legs.  Doodle Zone 🦈 My Cosplay
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undercovercottonswab · 6 days ago
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there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow
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undercovercottonswab · 7 days ago
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When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately
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undercovercottonswab · 7 days ago
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undercovercottonswab · 10 days ago
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undercovercottonswab · 10 days ago
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drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me
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undercovercottonswab · 10 days ago
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the best part of that david lynch interview is this: 
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undercovercottonswab · 11 days ago
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"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off
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undercovercottonswab · 11 days ago
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chroma 🖨️ design commission for @/zeromidnight
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undercovercottonswab · 11 days ago
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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works
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undercovercottonswab · 11 days ago
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Art historians have debated what they call a "mysterious expression" on the girl in Manet's "Bar at the Folies-Bergere" (1882) but I'm pretty sure it's just Customer Service Face
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undercovercottonswab · 11 days ago
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We live in the dumbest, lamest cyberpunk dystopia possible.
So LA has been — and continues to — protest against ICE. These protests haven’t gotten any smaller or lost any momentum, but social media wasn’t reflecting it.
TikTok users, realizing that the platform/other social media are censoring/deleting/shadowbanning these protest videos, decided to find a workaround.
They’re calling it the LA Music Festival. Ice detention centers and other protest locations are “stages.” The hottest band is Rage Against the Machine. “Here’s what gear you should be bringing to stay safe at the LA Music Festival.”
And it fucking worked.
TikTok has become a proving ground for a lot of new music, meaning lots of labels and organizations have lucrative deals with TikTok to promote their new artists and music festivals. So they absolutely cannot censor the words “music festival” or train the algorithm to ignore it, or they risk endangering that very important revenue.
So now protest videos are flooding feeds again, but it’s the LA 24/7 Music Festival. Truly an incredible timeline we’ve landed in.
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undercovercottonswab · 11 days ago
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taking a break from drawing spamtenna, by drawing spamtenna
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undercovercottonswab · 14 days ago
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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undercovercottonswab · 14 days ago
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^^^^character dynamic i need to do more with .EVERYONE SEES YOUR WORTH EXCEPT FOR YOU💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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undercovercottonswab · 14 days ago
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the thing about 10 pm is that 10 pm is basically midnight if you're not careful
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undercovercottonswab · 15 days ago
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mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.
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undercovercottonswab · 15 days ago
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