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kylux × ROGUE ONE

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benarmie is real

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i didn’t think there was this much green in the whole galaxy…

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HARSH DICK HUX CONFIRMED ✨

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@HamillHimself people are being mean to ur space sister :// Bring it! She doesn’t need me or anyone else to defend her- she’s just that fierce. Love my movie sis. #CarrieRules

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Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

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coruscant nine nine [18/?]

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“YOU FUCKED THE SUPREME LEADER’S APPRENTICE!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU BRAGGED TO HIM TO HIS FACE!!!”

guess who just rewatched 22 Jump Street and absolutely had to draw this scene

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Guys!

Me and @jhaernyl stumbled on an interesting idea.

What if the stormtrooper armour was designed to be tactically uncomfortable so the troopers would constantly be itchy or dealing with a seam pinching or a million other things so they’re concentration isn’t 100% on the job.

And the helmets look cool/scary, but the visibility is probably pretty shitty.

What if someone on the inside of the empire, designed the stormtrooper armour to be terrible on purpose?

I mean, I know that when the Nazi party had their uniforms designed, they were an impractical mess. Like, no one could run because things were attached by hooks that would just fly off. The suspenders were on the inside of the shirt so you couldn’t just take your pants off if you had to answer nature’s call.

Like, a good terrifying uniform and a fully *functional* terrifying uniform are two very different things.

And I really really want there to be a bunch of space blacksmith who’re being held under the emperors thumb and fucking the empire over, one badly made stormtrooper uniform at a time.

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soft kylux was a mistake

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when you love a really garbage ship and youre unapologetic about it

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theyre gonna extend their reach to the stars above

idk today was stressful just take this

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That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud