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Dizzzzzayyummmmmmmmm happy Halloween everybody!!

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Cherybic…, #cute #loveit #happy

Thanks to Dino for sharing the most adorable Julian video EVER

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I love that you went on a little iconic tomar spree, big fan of that. Also he would never cheat on ME btw YOURE hallucinating

jim halpert is MY wife not yours. i think our telepathic connection is like tumblr asks. dont ask me how that works

Hey can you back off?? I married Jim Halpert on September 11th, 2001. That was the 2nd best thing that happened that night. So can you stop spreading misinformation talking about how he’s YOUR wife? 🖕🖕🖕

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HES AT YOUR HOUSE????? HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO GET GROCERIES SO WE CAN HAVE OUR ICONIC SLOP.

jim halpert is MY wife not yours. i think our telepathic connection is like tumblr asks. dont ask me how that works

Hey can you back off?? I married Jim Halpert on September 11th, 2001. That was the 2nd best thing that happened that night. So can you stop spreading misinformation talking about how he’s YOUR wife? 🖕🖕🖕

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jim halpert is MY wife not yours. i think our telepathic connection is like tumblr asks. dont ask me how that works

Hey can you back off?? I married Jim Halpert on September 11th, 2001. That was the 2nd best thing that happened that night. So can you stop spreading misinformation talking about how he’s YOUR wife? 🖕🖕🖕

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watch me nae nae watch me whip watch me nae nae watch me whip do the wee wee dance watch me nae nae watch me whip

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hitman is just a dress up game where you unlock the outfits with murder

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By Tucker Prescott

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I think Agent 47 should be more popular on Tumblr.com. He's right up our alley.

He's a canonically asexual aromantic who kills billionaires for a living.

He's an amoral old man.

The barcode on the back of his head leads to a dildo shop.

He is inexplicably skilled in every job he could possibly need for a disguise to work. Drumming? Check. Doctoring? Sure. Clowning? You bet your ass.

He cannot resist the urge to make thinly veiled death jokes when talking to his targets. His go-to alias is "Tobias Rieper".

His wife locked him in the basement until he upped his billionaire killing quota.

He's canonically responsible for killing Harry and Marv from Home Alone.

He once bludgeoned Santa Claus unconscious with a brick and stole his clothes. He then stole his sleigh to escape the crime scene.

Some of his most notable escapes include riding away on the backs of dolphins, putting on a flamingo suit and flying away like a bird, and letting himself get abducted by aliens. Among others.

He's a canonical lesbian ally. In one case, he gave a girl a pep talk for her upcoming date and in another he saved a lesbian couple about to get married from a serial killer.

He's a tri-racial icon with five dads.

Nearly every NPC he passes remarks about how attractive he is. Including men.

Autism icon. In my heart.

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This image made me think of them

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I really think we live in the best of times where we can have these photos of monkeys on our phones.. it was pretty easy to find them, just search up WILD monkey images on google or whatever search engine you have, and you’ll find some really cool images… trust me..

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Monopoly money all up in my pockets (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

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Creautures

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The Flash show MIGHT be the greatest show to ever exist (except for maybe Young Sheldon) I have watched this show without looking at my phone opening a social media app or playing a game, I genuinely have sooooo much love for this show that I didn’t know I had the second time watching the show (the first time I watched it I was incredibly sick, falling asleep every 2 minutes, and not being able to process anything happening but still enjoying the show) so in conclusion to my horribly mushed together post; I love this show really much and other people should watch it too.

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❤️💙 supermega ❤️💙

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Arizona is the best drink EVER. It's cheap, looks cool with its tall cans and colorful designs, and also really tasty.