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your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

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The curious case of Benjamin Button (2008)

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I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

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Also if you ever feel down, please, I beg of you, go read the extended hobbit family trees in the back of Return of the King, you will not be disappointed by what you find there. There will never be another human being as good at naming hobbits as Tolkien was. If you thought “Bilbo Baggins” was an endearingly silly name, know that he has nothing on “Gorbulas [who is the son of Orbulas] Brandybuck.” Merry and Pippin both share an ancestor named, I swear to god, “Mimosa Bunce”

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Wheel of Time liveblogging: The Gathering Storm ch 22

So…I read the chapter. That was… 

Chapter 22: The Last That Could Be Done

Keep reading

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I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.

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so i just started reading the silmarillion and let me tell you, i was not expecting this much drama. the very first chapter is about ilúvatar and the creation of arda and it honestly just reads like a bunch of students arguing over who gets credit for the group project

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Wakanda will no longer watch from the shadows. We can not. We must not. We will work to be an example of how we, as brothers and sisters on this earth, should treat each other. Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us.

Black Panther (2018) dir. Ryan Coogler

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Take her by the safest road. A ship lies anchored in the Grey Havens. It waits to carry her across the sea… The last journey of Arwen Undómiel.

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Yet there are always a few who walk the roads that others shun, seeking after fortunes in the bleaker corners of the world. And so it was with the Andals who made their way to Dorne. Some contested with the First Men who had come before them for the choice lands along the Greenblood and the coasts, or ventured into the mountains. Others established themselves in places where no man had gone before them. Amongst those were the Ullers and the Qorgyles; the former raised a grim, stinking seat beside the sulfurous yellow waters of the Brimstone, whilst the latter established themselves amidst the dunes and deep sands, fortifying the only well for fifty leagues around. Farther east, the Vaiths raised a tall, pale castle in the hills, at the juncture of the two streams that formed the river that soon bore their name.

The World of Ice and Fire. Dorne. The Andals Arrive.

Houses of Dorne (3/5)

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never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

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Listen, Lily and James Potter were killed “less than a week” after Peter was made their secret keeper, and there’s no way he kept that secret for more than an hour so……basically what I’m telling u is that Voldemort waited a few days until it was Halloween night just to be that dramatic cloak-wearing a-hole 

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