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i need to get into cars

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

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(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

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if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

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must be an escaped monkey in south carolina the way she grhesus macaque 🤤

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We done told Meemaw not to go on no more adventures. We said at her, "Listen, Meemaw, you are 83 goddamn years old and the doctor says you can't go on no more adventures, it's bad for your ticker." But she done got up her hauberk and that god-killin axe of hers and went right out there and fuckin died and now I gotta go back out there to the dragon's lair with the Staff of Resurrection after her ass *again*.

Weren't her heart or nuthin, tho. She got et by the dragon.

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I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

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Fag strong together. Don’t forget.

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I think about that George SJW Bush comic like once a month

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