undeadsourpatchkid
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21 - he/they - i rlly like vampires and wizards
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undeadsourpatchkid · 53 minutes ago
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undeadsourpatchkid · 2 hours ago
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joe biden needs to die before trump gets sworn in so kamala can become president in the funniest way possible
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undeadsourpatchkid · 3 days ago
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Nobody Leaves Here Alive! ‘The House Of The Dead’ Arcade Support us on Patreon
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undeadsourpatchkid · 3 days ago
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undeadsourpatchkid · 7 days ago
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undeadsourpatchkid · 7 days ago
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
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undeadsourpatchkid · 7 days ago
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can i come over and do this
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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had an older person at my work complain that horror is becoming too gay. what in the james-whale-clive barker are you talking about, too gay???? horror was built by gays
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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r/goth like "how do i dress goth as a male" goth men used to wear women's clothes and got bullied for being too feminine. Continue doing that
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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Bro you gotta stop dying in the wreckage
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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undeadsourpatchkid · 14 days ago
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its absolutely critical that the haters dont get their hands on my old as fuck treasure map
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