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spess muhreen

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Things I've spontaneously said to animals. Do you do this too? Mailing list: https://buttondown.email/rosemarymosco Patreon: www.patreon.com/birdandmoon

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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The Fool! This handsome, hapless gentle-kitty is here for you to interpret! Homage to the Fool card from the classic Rider-Waite-Smith tarot deck.

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Am I to understand from this chart that the opposite of aggressive is weird?

Very Important Science™

(og idea "boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal..." from @ pixiething on twitter)

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Happy Christmas Eve! 🎄

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Canned fish

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Do you ever think about how actually insane roadside billboards are? Like driving a car is incredibly dangerous and there are a ton of laws meant to keep people focused on driving and not other distractions. But billboards are fine. It’s okay to look away from the road if you’re looking at an ad. That’s fucked

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snapshots of a place

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My plan for the public transit system is to make bus drivers into a sort of holyman whose role is cherished in society. Then we give them access to all the ecstasy they want and they're expected to take it on the job.

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I can actually hear the last panel