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Worst polyamorous couple in Gotham

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GOTHAM 3.14 “The Gentle Art of Making Enemies”

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misspelled pepperoni     

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" is there a reason you like staying in my garden? " he does no damage; there's no reason to expel victor. but she is very curious. " maybe it's that my pheromones are getting stronger... "

it's real green in here. the smell was off-putting at first but he's grown more accustomed to it the more he's visited. there's not much for him to do. no target practice (can't risk hurting any of her creations). the connection is pretty awful. he's missed countless calls from oswald.

despite the bad, the question comes as a surprise. surely the answer is obvious.

there's some definite bonuses to being here. it's a nice place to relax. she grew a hammock for him and everything and it's surprisingly sturdy for a leaf. it's refreshing. it's in his nature to want chaos, noise, people. not often does he just let himself be. but most importantly. "because you're here." he offers plainly, lips curling into his signature smirk. he stay where he is, hands behind his head, swaying slightly on his special leaf. if he didn't spend his time here he'd miss how excited she gets when she... does whatever she's doing. it's true that victor doesn't fully understand the extent of her research or her goals, but that doesn't mean he can't appreciate her smile when she figures it all out.

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tumblr user ecopoison would like to deliver this message: hello break, my lover. marry me. rehearsal is 8pm at applebees. Playlist is only nickleback. ♡

my love, my life, my wife. i have no idea if applebee's is good but i will endure anything if it means being next to you. i will, of course, be there.

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jerome going around making fun of batman by Being batman. makes his own bat costume. fights crime. except his definition of 'crime' is... very particular. he punishes people for things that are hardly crimes. littering?? he's beating you senseless. jaywalking?? nah, man. your knees fucking are gone.

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I LOVE YOUUUUUU

I LOVE YOU MORE!!!! LOVE OF MY LIFE. APPLE OF MY EYES. MY LOVE, MY LIFE, MY WIFE.

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WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?

i'm not sure but victor's love for @ecopoison might singlehandedly drag me back here.

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i can't keep fucking doing this.

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GOTHAM 4.16 — A Dark Knight: One of My Three Soups 

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What does the Joker riddle mean?

it took my like three weeks to realise what you meant. the answer is foe.

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                        THAT’S THE THING ABOUT COMEDY,                              NOT EVERYONE GETS THE JOKE!

                                                   multimedia inspired joker

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Dr. Crane isn’t here right now, but if you’d like to make an appointment…  @arkhampsych 

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@avisxe​ is being dramatic: "I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A WORM, JASON. THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY."

    “then no. i wouldn’t even know you if you were a worm.”