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Pinning someone underneath a stomach full of squirming prey <3 <3 <3

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Get fatter, grow bigger. That's an order

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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.

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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

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toy bird just wants food, somehow

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bitches love me for my ability to experience animal-like unconditional affection

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everyone forgets that batman doesn’t use guns or kill people because he like actually believes in rehabilitative justice. what sets him apart is his belief that his villains are victims of circumstance and he thinks they can change. he explicitly does not want to be a cop and yet so many adaptations turn him into a diet cop

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if you don't do a lot of image searching it would be hard to explain how completely AI has already ruined finding anything

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kind of a pupy. redog

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yeah im into bdsm Be Dozing So Much

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reblog if you agree

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she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

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i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

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Boring people the second they see something a little creative,silly,experimental,or even just a little confussing: UHMM...⁉️ WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH 😂 WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😭😭🤣😂😭😂

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i'm sorry for talking about this yet again but i literally never see ANYONE mention the fact that photoposts are fucking gone when they're complaining about tumblr updates.

(in case you didn't know-- you literally cannot make photo type posts anymore, which is really frustrating for anyone who posts photo/gifsets in a custom theme)