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raheemjpg:

There’s plenty of scruffy celebrities. I don’t think they’d really judge you that much. You know, you sound a little bitter about your brother there, you know that? Me? Not really, no. I live a boring non-celebrity filled life.

*mutters* Yeah, and I’m sure their beards are filled with diamonds. *clears throat* Me, bitter? Oh god no! Just stating the obvious is all. What, you want me to lie and claim I get treated the same? I never have...never will either cause apparently he bathes in money and poops out rainbows. We were only born outta the same womb, ya know? But sorry to hear that mate, your life sounds pretty legit though. You sell pizzas for a living too by any chance?

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dot-williams:

“Is anyone going to be using the kitchen tonight after dinner? Cause I really just wanna bake like a zillion cupcakes.”

I’m sorry love, no can do. The kitchen’s already owned by a tall tan man and I. We’ve debated about it for quite a bit of time now and found out that I get most of it and he gets one spoonful of frosting.

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raheemjpg:

Sometimes you can, sometimes you can’t. I mean– I’m sure if they got pretentious, stuck up people they might of but not all famous people are like that. 

Yeah you got a point there...I’ve never met a famous person in my life. Kinda intimidated. They would take one good look at me and think, whow, you’re scruffy, I have money you don’t. Bye. Now, my brother on the other hand...he gets a lot of attention and all that good lovin that you’d expect coming from someone like me...or um...him? Yeah whatever. He’s what they call “perfect” and “Smart” and “Nicely quaffed”  *sways hand back and forth* yadda yadda yadda...But enough about him, you ever meet a celebrity before?

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quentinandrews:

Yeah, but I only went in there to check my hair!

As if it could ever be out of place! Fuck you, you were the only one in there and you’re just mad because you finally got caught doing something negative! Well guess what, you’re human, it happens!

...But just know I do plan on telling everyone in the house just cause it sounds like a golden opportunity and I’d be a fool to pass it down.

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pheenyweeny:

You��re right, I did. Maybe. But then again, sliding down on your ass is really fun so I have no regrets. Even if it sounded like I did before.

You know, you actually can speak in words...no need to be shy.

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nsfwcharlotte:

”I could’ve, I should’ve, I would’ve, but I didn’t. So… are you going to answer my question or not?”

Ehh, probably not. You might wanna ask again in a few hours, see if the answer changes. It’s kinda a bit like you’re playing one of those games in Vegas. Win or lose situations, ey?

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pippaspencer:

‘You deliver pizza? Your parents must be so proud. Does your face often get confused for the actual pizza or…?”

Oh of course not, got a twin in the picture remember? And as far as the pizza goes, you might want to get back into school for that one.They actually teach you the difference between food and people. You have taken economics before, correct?

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carbxncopy:

I’m smoking weed not cocaine, dude. You can take a hit but you’re mental if you think you’re getting more.

So if I found your whole stash and ran off with it, how pissed would you be on a scale of one to ten?

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caraainsworth1:

“Do you understand the meaning of the word normally? Because I think you used it by mistake.” She said with a raised eyebrow, looking back down at what she was writing before closing the book in annoyance. 

*Thinks over the girls words, not really understanding* ...Well either way, it won’t stop your butt from sitting on my shadow! 

Looks like neither of us are planing on moving any time soon if I’m being honest, so how do you want to get over this one? Pretend like it never happened, or?

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torrinstrong:

Nobody has ever called me Trojan in my life. It’s not cool to make  fun of a teen dad you know. At least I’m giving my son a loving environment and actually caring for him. What would YOU do in that situation? He’s coming to visit so he’ll meet everyone. Except you. Maybe he shouldn’t meet you. You don’t seem to know how to keep your mouth shut.

I would step up and actually be a father, thanks for asking. Now I’m not claiming you’re not a very good one, but if you knew you had a child on board, what would make you ever want to sign up for a show like this in the first place? You clearly have to bring him here cause you have no one to watch over him, but you’re trusting a whole group of people whom you just met into his life when little do you know, one of us could be a psycho killer or...I dunno, have family issues and start throwing things? Would you really want to risk putting your child in that environment?

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audencandle:

My clothes are perfect you little shit. And I could be completely naked and still kick your ass boy. So watch it.

Hey, never said I’d complain. I might actually enjoy the view, but keep in mind there are thousands of others watching all over the world. *holds up hands in defense with a grin* I’m just saying!

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omgkotah:

What? I– I didn’t say he was hot, where did you get that from? Maybe you think he’s hot.

It was implied seeing as he was on your mind and you brought him up first. Now here’s a little advice, try to lay off the vampire movies. They seem to be too much for you to handle and I think Spongebob would be more of your IQ.

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Debating on picking up a second charrie...hmm...I’ll be back in a bit or if not tomorrow! ^^ <3

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omgkotah

I’m team anyone who isn’t in that book.

You’re a fooking liar because you just talked about how hot you thought Edward Cullen was. Who knows, maybe if you catch him on a good day you two can run to Vegas and he’ll sparkle for you.

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raheemjpg

I’d hope not. Those are the kinds you gotta be sure to steer clear of. I’m like 99% sure that that’s something that they’ve made at one point or another and I’m also pretty sure that it tanked.

You can usually tell by a persons actions. If they give ya that look, ya know? But that show sounds horrible anyway. They most likely called for a plane to fly off the island immediately cause someone pissed them off and they didn’t get their ways, or they wanted better food and water that they didn’t have to get catered to themselves.

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audencandle

Boy I will beat your tiny ass right now. I’m not a hooker.

Girl, are you sure about that? That outfit your wearing is quite see through. Might wanna actually buy some clothing since, ya know, you’re gonna be on tv now...*shrugs* Just trying to help out a fellow contestant!

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torrinstrong

Trojan? Are you five? I’m gonna let it happen. If you want to call me Trojan you can. But not around my son. He’s very curious and I’ll make YOU have the awkward conversation with him. Kael is a very nice name.

Awkward conversation? Dude, you already have to live with that name your whole life. If he’s smart, he probably already figured it out and is hiding away in his room right now, ashamed of this cruel, cruel world for letting you put him in such an unhealthy situation...Oh and not to bust any chops or anything, but who said anything about meeting your son? If I were a father I wouldn’t want my kid meeting any strangers.