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I don't think anything will ever validate me more then watching a group of literal brain and heart surgeons confidently walk into the conference room, only to have their leader sadly shuffle out to my office 15 minutes later and ask me to come help them with the projector.

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i have a lot of different ideas of what hell probably looks like

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*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

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Willard Library is one of the most haunted places in the United States. However one image from the library’s ghost feed is very disturbing. On August 8th 2003, this image was captured on the feed. It shows a black mass crawling on the floor in the children’s section. This spirit along with the infamous Gray Lady are some of the ghosts that the small Indiana library is proud to house.

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hmmgnng eggward

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when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like “ok im gonna watch tv now” and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about

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octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

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JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

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me: *opens up Google maps*

de la soul, who featured on the 2005 hit Feel Good Inc: watch the way I navigate hahahahaha

me: thanks de la soul

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every moment is an epic gamer moment when i’m with you

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this was for an aquarium