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A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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dadow the hedgehog

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remember how fucking godawful the divergent series was

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its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it

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A brief refresh from my AU so I draw Soundwave being an old dad (love him sm)

Based on this

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g1 decepticons

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phenomenon

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My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.

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If transformers G1 took place in the 2020s the autobots could do a video like 'showing the aerialbots things they've never seen before' and it would be stuff like 'the ocean' 'forest' 'human TV'

Ppl in the comments would be like 'how have they never seen any of this before' and Jazz (runs the Autobot tiktok) would be like well they're new and ppl would be like 'ohh they just got here from Cybertron??' and he'd be like well yeah that too but no I mean they were just imbued with life and free will by vector sigma last week '........ Say WHAT'

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abbul

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can I stay in bed until 2025

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Honestly so so cute to me that Spike & Carly grow up and have a baby while still being friends w the autobots in G1

Like can u imagine them taking baby Daniel to visit the autobots for the first time.

Carly: do you want to hold him?

Optimus: yes alright

Carly: *very carefully puts the baby into his hand*

Optimus:

Carly: why are you making that noise are you okay??

Optimus, making a horrible wheezing sound that's the Cybertronian equivalent of ugly sobbing: how is he so small

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nonfunctional LED turrets my beloved

i hope the two people from the portal 2 musical playing the turrets who's jacket LEDs turned off midscene are doing okay

i think about them a lot

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the shrine scene drives me to TEARS

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starscream and no one else of any particular significance

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i'm so deep into the brainrot so are they

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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old