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fuck the grind. fuck work culture. i want a slow life. i want to wake up in the morning and scramble eggs and saute some spinach, squeeze some orange juice and cut up some strawberries, and eat it all while sitting on my porch and watching my goats mill about in the yard. i have a world of downtime to bake bread and garden and read and craft. i am free.

i love and support trans people! having this on your blog means you love and support trans people too!

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I finally got polls!

Since posts can run for a full week I wanted to see how this spreads

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YESSSS

mullet obi-wan kenobi is the best thing in this world

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Umm I saw a pair of lungs 😭😭

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Hell na that elf pussy mine

GRIZZLED OLD WARRIOR: hey kid… thats hell youre walking into

YOUNG ASPIRING HERO: [pauses uncertainly at the threshold of door labelled ELF PUSSY]

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THE HEADPHONE JACK FANDOM IS DYING!

RB IF YOU LOVE TO JACK IT!

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the quote retweets on misha's tweet are NOT holding back oh my god

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Welcome to the funniest set of memes I’ve ever seen thank you

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men’s tits reblog if you are a true men’s tits lover

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She died this morning bro never been more shocked

'Parasite' painted on a statue of Queen, Elizabeth in Kent, England

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Please don't skip past this very important message for you all to see.

DON'T SCROLL

I need to tell you all about this situation which you might have seen before which is diehardblm's post asking for help. She needs hundreds of dollars for her and her family. Who knows how they are feeling now. This is very important as there have been plenty of people. Their daughter has went through horrible things like puking a ton and it often coming with blood. Robbie Lee a.k.a. diehardblm has felt suicidal. Please imagine yourself being in the situation they have been in lately.

Below are a couple pictures.

Here are two ways where you can donate to diehardblm.

Through cashapp @ $djvmusic

Another way is through Paypal by typing this phone number 6143535489 which is the phone number of Robbie Lee's partner's half sister's.

I encourage you all to please share in whatever way you can and donate please if possible.

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Hi all I’m Day, 24 year old Black bi man. I’m remaking because my last post got no traction. Im the only person working in an apartment with my brother who isn’t able to work & I’m struggling to keep up with bills. Please help if you can just a reblog is fine.

Cash!app- $naomi199x Venmo!- @dayreece

Dm me me for PayPal info

$0/$300

3/11/22

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THE FACT THAT THIS EXSITS IS WONDERFUL

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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REST IN POWER

Two years later, still no justice.

In the middle of the night on March 13, 2020, Breonna Taylor, a 26-year-old EMT, was senselessly killed by police as she slept in her own home. Breonna was a daughter, friend, sister, and hero in her community.

Since her death, no one has been charged for her murder. The only semblance of justice that we have seen is the passing of the Breonna Law in Kentucky. But there is still much work to be done to ensure that other innocent people do not continue to lose their lives in the same manner.

Your name will forever be on our minds, in our hearts, and on our lips as we SAY YOUR NAME.

Rest In Power, Breonna 🕊️

LEARN ABOUT NO-KNOCK WARRANTS

TAKE ACTION

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LETS GOOOOOOOOO TRANS PRIIIIIIIIIDE

lions are like transgendering lol

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AYOOOO SHAVE UR BALLS MY GUY

WHOEVER IS ON THIS WEBSITE NOT SHAVING YOUR BALLS JUST SHAVE THEM ALREADY THE ADS ARE GETTING TOO PERSISTENT