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I’m gonna be mass-unfollowing people

It’s nothing personal! I just got back from like a year’s break at least and my dashboard feels crowded with stuff I don’t have interest in anymore. No offense, and sorry if I unfollow any previous mutuals! I may not remember you, especially if you’ve changed your username. Feel free to PM me if you really don’t want to see me go! Chances are, once I remember you, I won’t either.

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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

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I want a dragon that breathes bullets instead of fire

like no explanation, no other visual cues that it’s anything but a normal dragon, but it just opens its mouth and GRRATATATAs out some lead

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“Sure, why the fuck not…” 

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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

undying obsession with yugioh

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The ‘P’ in 'Potato’ stands for 'power’.

Naoki (via incorrect-vrains-quotes)

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Revolver: I saw you hangin' out with Ignis the other day!

Yusaku: Revolver - it's not what you think!

Revolver: I will not hesitate, bitch!

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Revolver: It’s $2.

Specter: Actually it’s $2.99 which would be closest to $3

Revolver: The “two” is first, thus it is $2.

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Yusaku: Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

Kusanagi: I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

Naoki: *leans over and whispers to person beside me* What are they talking about?

Aoi: *leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorise natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst.

Go: Consider the coconut.

Akira: This reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”.

Ema: I love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

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Today’s episode was kind of bland since it was a recap but we got to know a few more things about Ema, which is nice

she has an appetite as evidenced by that she ordered two chilli dogs; assuming she actually did eat them but given that she was using a civilian guise, she likely did

the other characters regard her as a treasure hunter (the pigeon and the frog)

given that were fees were expensive, she is almost certainly purely motivated by greed and money 

she will happily play up her beauty and vanity - I suspect this is part of a larger persona she uses online and in real life

she is a fidgety sitter; she is constantly shifting her legs and she seems to prefer sitting with one leg crossed over the other

she still doesn’t know what the incident was 10 years ago. Given that we know she is a very talented hacker, that might mean this incident was kept very hush hush

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Kusanagi: Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Ema: Lol no “Den City sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

Go: “Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

Yusaku: “Den City crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Aoi: Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

Ignis: I feel like that pro tip is told from experience.

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Naoki: How to become a mother: 1) go outside, 2) find pigeon, 3) grab, 4) congratulation.

Aoi: This also works with cats.

Shoichi: I mean this works with children too if you don’t fear the law.

Yusaku:

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Have I reblogged this before? Who cares!

the floor is zarc

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