umbralreactor
The thing I got to talk about Cardfight Vanguard
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I play Vanguard. Like, a lot. My favorite clan is Shadow Paladin, but Kagero and Nova Grappler are close runners up.
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umbralreactor · 22 days ago
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I wonder how many of the current problems are "these systems were never sustainable and the wheels are starting to come off."
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umbralreactor · 26 days ago
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Well, fuck.
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umbralreactor · 1 month ago
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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umbralreactor · 3 months ago
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this specific frame of jack black from the minecraft movie trailer looks like he just realized he threw his best friend under the bus because of a cheeky political joke just so he could keep getting booked for shitty kids movies for the rest of his life
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umbralreactor · 6 months ago
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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset
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umbralreactor · 7 months ago
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That's not just JRPG classes. That is specifically doing Wizardry and its classes. "Lord" is basically paladin-esque in that it's got Fighty Bits and Holy Magic Bits, and Bishop is a hybrid caster that has Blasty Stuff and Healy Stuff. Falin is just a straight up Priest in this interpretation.
While looking for something I found an older Ryoko Kui Blog and there's some proto-dungeon meshi art there. I've seen these around before but didn't know the source!
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I'm not sure if the last comic is related but it was in the same post titled ��ンジョ��RPG的な (Dungeon RPG-Like according to google) from 2012
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umbralreactor · 8 months ago
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Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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umbralreactor · 8 months ago
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Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy
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umbralreactor · 9 months ago
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"Hey guys, we know everyone is already is mad at us because we're throwing the book at trans women while letting their harassers roam free, but we've decided to alienate what few of you dumbasses are left by partnering with the planet-burning plagiarism engines everybody hates so robots can steal all of your shit! Wait, why are we losing enormous piles of money?"
Enshittification marches on.
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umbralreactor · 10 months ago
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umbralreactor · 10 months ago
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"Turn-based roguelikes going graphical is bad because old school ASCII user interfaces are so much more transparent and accessible" yeah, I love guessing which of three or four completely different things a given ASCII character represents this time. Having the screen transform unrecognisably between one turn and the next and trying to figure out what the fuck just happened by combing through a log file which somehow manages to be both cryptically terse and exhaustingly verbose at the exact same time is fun and enriching. Being forced to choose between navigating a menu system that puts hyper-specific commands you will literally never use at the top level while nesting commands you'll be using constantly four layers deep, and resorting to non-rebindable hotkeys whose semantic mappings were evidently designed by someone whose native language is Klingon? Genuinely the highlight of my day.
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umbralreactor · 10 months ago
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love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did
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umbralreactor · 1 year ago
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one of my favorite things about my job that i can say to people that sounds utterly ridiculous but is technically 100% true is that one of our sea turtles keeps trying to get me to commit a felony on her behalf and gets SUPER cranky when i won’t do it
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umbralreactor · 1 year ago
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umbralreactor · 1 year ago
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Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
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umbralreactor · 1 year ago
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umbralreactor · 1 year ago
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It was incredibly obvious this was never going to work. People who are on Tumblr are on Tumblr because they want, specifically, whatever it is Tumblr is offering. If they wanted TikTok, they would be on TikTok. Why would they want Tumblr's shitty TikTok wannabe when the real deal is right there?
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so apparently its our (users) fault for automattic cutting staff and stopping to focus on tumblr and not.........staff implementing shit updates including catastrophical UI changes which are an accessibility nightmare, censoring trans women, taking down nsfw posts, implementing tumblr live with no way to turn it off and being condescending to the users
no its us not liking those shit updates that are at fault
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