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Made a friend in the psych ward who requested I make them a clay pokemon. Psyduck was the obvious choice.

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What a beautiful piece

You still have time to change!

(Words sewn into a leaf)

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bro was born with 700+ years to look forward to and he chose to become a magistrate.

I've met too many magistrates to entertain the idea that Astarion wasn't a bastard before being turned, and I've met too many prisoners to expect he'd come out the other side of torture anything less than callous and lacking the tools to exercise his own agency in healthy ways.

i hate the sentiment presented by fans and occasionally by the game that astarion isn’t “actually” cruel or bitter or power hungry because he is. he very much is. but also on the other hand these are not immutable traits that can never be overcome. and i also hate the sentiment that he is “meant” to be enjoyed as an irredeemable asshole and any interpretation outside of that is akin to declawing him as a character

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What disorder is it if I really want someone to engrave these designs onto my literal bones?

some trivets. I’ve been too tired to make new designs so I’m just rehashing old ones

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Only on tumblr will I find the perfect intersection of highly specific fandom content and truly blessed wildlife footage.

Siobhan did her research. Stoats 100% have ADHD karate boy energy.

(Source: Robert E Fuller on YouTube)

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Shoutout to other artists who haven’t posted their art since they were a child uploading scans of paper drawings to Deviantart

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Lost in the sauce, groovin

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If I could bottle up and sell the way that I feel when I see some absolutely tiny mushrooms, I’d cure depression worldwide.

Some absolutely tiny mushrooms

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You shall not slay.

Love me or hate me, I’m on your mind 🧙‍♂️

Edit: pattern is linked here! Note that the pattern uses a pink for the cloth around the Big Naturals but I switched it to DMC159 because it looked too flesh-colored

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Fuck yeah Lady Cory

'Flora' embroidered in 1909 by Lady Cory (nee Lethbridge).

Embroidered in worsted wool and silk threads on linen.

'.....After an 1890s version of a woven tapestry - the original designed by the artist Edward Burne-Jones and designer William Morris in the mid 1880s. The tapestry design was reworked in the 1890s by Morris's head designer, John Henry Dearle, and it is his design which Lady Cory has copied.'

Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa.

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Not me delusionally reblogging thinking I’ll get to learning these later…

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Halsin being very mindful of Astarion's "don't touch me"

Mindful enough that Astarion catches on to how deliberately he doesn't touch him. How even when Astarion has been downed in a fight, and Halsin has no time or ability to ask, he still says "I'm going to pick you up" before he does, or, "I need to lay hands on your wound to heal it"

So Astarion decides to fuck with him. Because he can. This is a man who was paying attention, who wanted to be so very respectful that Astarion can't help but turn it into a game, see how far he can push the druid.

Sitting too close, with no contact. Standing a little too close. Leaning over the large man's shoulder with his whole body to stare too-close at what he is whittling. It's easy to do, Astarion is a master of dextrous movement and seductive poses.

The first thing he learns is that Halsin is incredibly easy to get a reaction out of. "Heart on his sleeve" barely begins to cover it, the large druids heart rate picks up easily, he flushes, he telegraphs his responses with honest expressions. And yet still, he doesn't fall for the bait.

So Astarion starts touching him. Very, very innocently. Tugging at a loose thread on his shirt, flicking a leaf out of the druids hair. It's all fun and games, he thinks, with a goal of... With a goal of...

And one night, somehow, he's in Halsins' arms, warm and safe and listening to the sound of the big mans heartbeat thudding steadily while the fire burns low outside of his tent and he has no idea how he got here, but the game seems to have ended, somewhere along the way.

And this...

This is nice.

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Halsin plushie when? 🥺

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Micro Ghosties // Blacklillybee on Etsy

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Fruit Dinos // Ceramicorn on Etsy

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