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michael b jordon is going to kill me in my sleep
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shit tier: elves with ears that are just regular human ears, but pointy
okay tier: elves with long ears
god tier: elves with long ears with piercings
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Sometimes the darkness and I talk about nothing.
“Where are we?” I say.
“What is this place?” I ask.
“This conversation is very one-sided,” I observe.
The darkness stalks ahead of me, one skeletal hand still wrapped around my wrist.
The darkling plain has grown trees. And rocks. And a horizon. These things were not here before, I know. Before it was a vast nothingness.
“Why are there things here now when there wasn’t anything before?” I…query. Query is a nice word.
The darkness stalks some more, and I stumble along behind it. I am tired. I want to take a break. I want to catch my breath.
“Don’t make me get querulous,” I admonish.
The darkness stops suddenly, and I bump into it. The gray bones are hard and smooth and cold.
It doesn’t say anything. I want it to say things. I can think of so many pretty ways to describe saying things.
It turns its skull towards me. Its red eyes burn.
It hisses at me.
“Do you want to lament? Do you want to moan? Do you, perhaps, want to gush?”
I look into the red eyes, and I know that by “gush” it means “spout fountains of blood”, so I say “No, I don’t want to gush.”
“Good.”
It turns and jerks me forward again. No rest for the verbose, I suppose.
The darkness says, “We are in Reality.”
The darkness says, “It is what lies behind everything you see.”
The darkness says, “Your human brain cannot handle Reality, so it has created images for you to deceive yourself with.”
“I am going to destroy those images,” the darkness gushes.
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dana loesch, nra spokesperson, shooketh
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mcu meme - 4/10 scenes.
It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation.
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ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
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Physics: More pencil tricks
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not to be so bisexual but the look two people give each other before they kiss is the hottest fucking thing in the world
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