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it’s been said before but the fact this site used to let you edit other people’s posts is beyond unhinged. the potential for slander was next level, you really could just edit the body of posts that weren’t even your own and it’d look like the OP said it. just casually spread misinformation via reblog, the original post being lost to time. john green cock monologue. sayonara you weeaboo shits. they gave us way too much power. can you imagine if a website let you do that today? people would lose their fucking minds. sure, on twitter you can impersonate anybody, but you have to make your own tweets. they would never let you edit other people’s tweets! that’s stupid! it’s literally the worst feature any social media site could ever have! if it ever happened somewhere else, it would be by accident and fixed immediately! but on old school tumblr? yeah, you could edit someone’s childhood fear from vampires to danny devito, and we all just had to live like that for years. INSANE.

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I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

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To all the parents out there who bundle their babies up in the winter time with those little hats with the little ears that make them look like little teddy bears: You are doing the lord’s work. Seeing tiny ewoks toddle across the grocery store parking lot is just what we all need sometimes. My joy is immeasurable and my day is restored.

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One thing low-key bugging me about the Musk discourse is that even the people calling him out for throwing a Nazi salute are only calling it a 'salute'. Or being vague and cutesy, 'TikTok don't ban me' type of shit.

He's a Nazi. It was a Nazi salute. Say it.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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two mausoleums inside the baths of diocletian (rome, italy)

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^what he said

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Shout out to French left-wing newspaper Libération for being the only news source so far I've seen to actually call Elon Musk's gesture a Nazi salute while many other news outlets are being like "Elon Musk criticised for doing innocent gesture which could mean anything, really."

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mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.

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Guy who destroyed the last german coalition after blocking all sorts of progress since 2021 (his party stands for capitalism and fast cars), trying to get back into parliament in the election in February, gets pied (shaving cream) during a speech, just after he said that the country pays out too much Bürgergeld (welfare benefits).

The Pie Queen is saying "I think thats enough"

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MISTER FANTASTIC Reed Richards Marvel Rivals (2024)

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Anita Bryant Getting Pied stimboard to celebrate