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rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

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oh so this so-called herald of andraste can blow up the entire temple of sacred ashes with the divine still inside, but when i, anders—

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lmao

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"Firefox sucks" "firefox is clunky" "firefox doesn't work" with all due respect what the fuck are you talking about

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kathy griffin: my life on the d-list (2005-2010)

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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the way sesame street, a pbs puppet show for literal babies, is pressing on with pride content despite vitriolic monsters descending on every post to insinuate they're pedophiles or demons while some of the biggest companies on the planet who could swim in olympic swimming pools of money like scrooge mcduck on steroids buckle and cave just emphasizes how completely and utterly pathetic these corporations are. they'd butcher a baby if it meant saving a penny.

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do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know 😌

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Get fucked Marine Le Pen.

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This Day in History:

VII IDVS SEP<TEM>BRES Q POSTVMIVS ROGAVIT A ATTIVM PEDICARIM

On September 7th Quintus Postumius asked Aulus Attius if I could fuck him (in the ass).

CIL IV.8805

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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t'es woke toi. toi t'es un wooooke left.

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RIP Lydia Bennet you would’ve loved watching tik toks at full volume in public