The awkward text from the Ex:
Ex: Hey, can I ask you somethin?
Me: Ummm yeaah sure, what's up?
EX: I love you so much. You're weird, funny, and so fucking drop dead gorgeous. I didn't and don't deserve you but I'm so glad you love me.
Me: Uhhhhh..... Happy Birthday
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Lol sad but true in my case at lease :/
Fairy Tale Logic 🌹 by Thomas Sanders
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When u love halloween so much that when u smile u look like the cat from Alice in Wonderland
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How I do my math work
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They say two hearts beat as one.......well how about 3 hearts beating as one.
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All day every day, being there for my best friend
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When ur bf scares the hell out of u
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So it’s true....buuut it’s me when I’m not being an A.D.D p.i.t.a
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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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YAY! im a dresser
The signs as technical theatre jobs
Aries: director
Taurus: sound designer
Gemini: dresser
Cancer: prop master
Leo: set designer
Virgo: spotlight operator
Libra: costume designer
Scorpio: stage manager
Sagittarius: lighting designer
Capricorn: dramaturg
Aquarius: technical director
Pisces: choreographer
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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.
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Thanksgiving- Before and After:
Before-BRING ON THE FOOD!!! I'M SO READY FOR THIS
After-*lying on back with a fat stomach* uggh im never eating again.
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NOTHING CAN CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 22, 1992 - Aladdin is Released.
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When ur ex says “I still love you”
WHAT THE ACTUALLY HELL!!!! Please tell me ur kidding cause I’m pretty sure last time we talked u hated my living guts and u didn’t want to see me
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I'm listening to Somebody's Watching Me. You should too.
Listen on AOL Radio.
Oh my god it’s Halloween and it the best day now that I’’m listening to this song
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